I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
売り73.82
実力73.00
内装74.18
仕立てる74.63
緩める73.94
砂糖73.74
反対側73.76
おろおろ74.47
構造73.57
はめる74.38
住まい74.44
胸を張る74.25
温水75.08
74.12
設定73.32
心地よい73.92
最優先73.97
叱責74.17
73.21
とは言え72.60
限定73.71
避難73.64
開き73.45
預かり74.13
負担73.51
宅配75.27
遮る73.43
記す73.70
ご存知73.90
73.25
八つ当たり74.16
金持ち74.08
出汁74.14
世間73.83
御名73.60
祝福73.35
やりたい放題74.69
以下73.49
降りる73.43
肝心73.74
捕まる73.48
真っ直ぐ73.17
支持73.96
戦場73.04
屋根73.56
手活け73.75
猛攻74.23
お弁当74.01
貴方さま75.88
広く73.60
体躯73.94
誰にも73.40
ニヤリ73.76
本名74.20
とされる73.76
脳裏73.54
張り73.82
斜めに74.14
風景73.68
届ける73.96
駆逐74.20
ディナー74.94
73.17
操り74.09
急ぎ73.89
用心棒74.49
メタル74.45
建て73.89
純潔74.50
売淫73.60
勢いよく73.60
73.07
深夜73.90
天井73.32
手首73.69
結び74.12
でない73.36
会員74.63
見る見る73.97
隣接74.23
73.41
前後73.65
上回る73.67
向上73.71
突っ込み73.83
お話し73.87
世の中73.66
十字架74.46
関節74.00
そんな中73.55
とある73.37
肉池75.79
強靭74.05
就いては74.87
承認74.17
清算74.72
観念74.18
備える73.84
ひょっこり74.46
72.98

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