I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
綺麗72.92
パタパタ74.33
風景73.68
73.25
によれば73.80
肝心73.74
宅配75.27
経営者74.62
血まみれ74.40
湯沸76.72
深夜73.90
74.33
上納75.23
どうしたん73.53
お世話73.59
危ない73.21
賑やか73.81
騒動73.55
スプーン74.03
叱責74.17
73.47
物語73.37
一般73.63
要望73.82
パスタ74.16
実行73.57
リゾット75.11
あちらこちら74.26
とある73.37
権利73.65
謝る73.20
提示73.79
装う73.97
カモ74.75
急激73.84
冷徹74.22
伴い74.28
お任せ73.86
駆逐74.20
勢いよく73.60
安い73.12
切り身74.67
73.50
深紅74.14
斜めに74.14
イメージ73.19
手札74.04
戦力72.93
ネックレス73.99
その通り73.27
73.22
様子を見る73.98
上回る73.67
正解73.47
技術72.97
対峙73.62
戦場73.04
重視73.78
世界征服74.72
長期滞在75.14
まとめ74.00
技能73.58
よろしくお願いいたします74.03
おろおろ74.47
祝福73.35
家具73.97
この辺り73.42
どちらか73.67
其れこそ73.06
リスク73.71
実力73.00
ネコミミ74.74
一しきり74.25
収納73.57
討つ73.74
結果的に73.83
云々73.91
何とかなる73.77
収め73.80
偉そう73.84
並び74.00
お腹73.37
所有73.86
どうやって73.23
持たせる74.24
馬上73.94
断る73.15
10日74.28
引き寄せる73.72
目差74.29
位記73.79
葡萄74.71
74.23
気持ちよい74.24
4本74.63
支える73.62
試着74.73
あちら73.50
触れ73.33
直轄74.45

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