I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
餌食14.39
身銭15.75
朝方14.47
所有権14.51
博打打ち16.00
希望的観測14.76
酷使14.42
切り札13.78
陣を張る15.65
民草14.78
親元14.97
誰が見ても14.57
名付ける14.30
破顔14.45
爆乳15.10
炭化14.68
鼻っ柱15.19
どきどき14.66
大暴れ14.58
怠る13.91
マゾ14.90
剣を抜く14.46
じりじり14.23
伺候15.42
パターン13.74
買付16.16
加減13.84
空を飛ぶ13.96
都市名15.93
笑い話14.52
海老14.61
ちっとも14.15
ドラム14.72
寸13.41
ぎょっと14.09
頬を染める14.82
焼き入れ15.40
力関係14.63
上水道15.50
選別14.19
家出少女16.30
対角線15.21
和紙15.10
渡韓15.23
二人目14.43
隠蔽工作15.56
血の巡り15.50
摘み14.53
餓虎15.05
ないよりはまし15.95
負傷13.90
赤む17.59
見知らぬ13.93
暴行14.54
コラボ15.06
制御13.36
暑い13.77
居住地15.13
命が惜しければ15.52
初戦14.27
ぷんぷん14.90
見破る14.22
小麦13.91
盗み聞き14.51
市松模様16.24
カット紙15.12
奮戦14.43
果して14.34
口の悪い15.22
サディスト15.30
粛清14.34
六尺ふんどし17.29
口をつぐむ14.89
深海14.52
王位継承14.79
麗しい14.16
中継地15.35
織り14.53
安らか14.38
焼き付く14.58
すっぽり14.30
学術的15.25
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
一姫二太郎16.45
経営権15.74
手腕14.06
逆効果14.48
何だっけ14.24
嘯く14.55
にも関わらず13.64
蝋人形15.89
一人きり14.59
止む13.86
稼げる13.86
見直し14.28
焦げる14.27
差別化15.10
特別扱い14.51
カモフラージュ14.72
薄らぐ15.05

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