I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真似事14.48
まがい物15.08
不用意14.23
静粛14.99
美貌13.72
力説14.55
それが何か14.41
預り15.61
パターン13.74
過ぎたこと14.75
馬鹿面15.88
13.92
象徴的15.13
如何なもの14.56
吐き気がする14.98
速く13.79
捕食13.84
いい加減にしろ14.48
これぞ14.40
副業15.00
立てかける14.52
気遣う13.89
執る14.23
虚しい14.46
嫉妬の炎15.33
流用14.57
大したことない14.61
小綺麗15.21
さらり14.08
肥料14.40
ブリスケット17.59
暗黙の了解14.59
診る14.36
一人分14.63
長いこと14.40
大気13.87
お駄賃15.67
は種15.03
連綿15.07
趣味のよい16.69
不可解14.14
フル14.39
何それ13.89
職人肌16.26
日替わり14.85
入れ代わり立ち代わり15.74
一躍15.06
原始的14.57
平和裏15.81
致命傷13.81
有効期間16.75
首ったけ15.74
真鍮14.91
止まれ14.37
持ち寄る14.99
作業着14.83
卵巣15.75
ギャグ14.57
浅黒い14.58
にらみ合う14.89
飛び入り15.03
憂鬱14.20
趣向14.59
元凶14.01
反省会14.77
ぶらん14.51
すり合わせ14.91
打ち抜く14.58
嫌悪感14.10
地獄の釜15.57
溶ろける17.42
14.40
迸り14.75
負かす14.51
嫌々14.67
暴力をふるう15.89
調子こく16.69
聞き慣れた14.67
ちんちくりん15.13
衛生的15.32
カスタマイズ14.92
煌めき14.53
持ち味15.11
話をする13.66
譲歩14.33
気味の悪い14.77
満タン14.87
14.90
査定14.57
何処にも13.78
路線14.54
憎い13.93
肩の力を抜く15.14
仄々14.58
生む13.81
知能14.03
不便14.01
ちらっと見る15.64
遭わせる15.42
ちょっとしか15.16

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