I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
美貌13.72
出方14.39
バグ14.24
イヤ13.98
応接間14.41
金に汚い15.83
擬い14.70
飽きもせず15.23
発狂14.38
大抵13.58
爆笑14.40
インフレーション15.95
がり14.31
適例15.32
ありがとさん15.43
倍額15.58
お疲れ様13.73
無限大15.09
13.91
物おじ15.85
石ころ14.48
ぐいっと14.46
遅すぎる14.66
選り好み15.23
突っかかる14.50
転ぶ13.77
ぴちっと16.39
とあって14.17
14.31
しばらくの間14.10
客引き15.03
胸ぐら14.68
テコ入れ15.32
与太話14.98
注意書き15.05
べた付く15.60
盛り塩15.95
あの方13.73
補完14.76
超越13.97
行き当たりばったり14.83
13.87
に限らず14.24
険悪14.38
リゾート施設16.48
付け合せ15.23
締め上げる14.96
てげ16.36
豚肉14.57
カート14.58
参入14.79
あからさま13.81
等分14.78
幕を引く16.08
お互い様14.45
かいま見る15.89
全快14.41
ガン13.90
眠気14.06
無理もない14.11
ごねる14.78
軋み14.49
横長15.19
実感13.48
13.18
物がある13.46
しー14.43
14.98
引き留める14.25
に決まっている14.04
一度に13.99
体裁14.37
教えを請う15.30
取りかかる14.38
予等15.92
闇金15.90
母親らしい15.60
生理現象15.28
自明の理14.82
店を開く15.29
脚気15.43
数値13.94
せよと言う15.27
狩りに行く14.77
黒金剛石17.29
全面的14.23
願ってもない14.78
先手14.22
体の良い15.57
13.80
狼煙14.67
ザラッと16.69
逃亡13.96
衝動的14.79
ハム14.54
急がせる15.30
俄然14.67
ないで14.00
危機感14.01
不興14.73

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