I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
使用者74.17
急速73.88
風俗75.13
大至急74.93
避難73.64
お話し73.87
パスタ74.16
排水74.94
牙73.22
深夜73.90
預かり74.13
如何に73.55
おろおろ74.47
絨毯73.95
行けません73.55
身長73.45
温水75.08
渡る73.38
いいかい74.50
野郎73.52
お弁当74.01
ご機嫌よう74.26
と思われる73.34
好み73.52
其れこそ73.06
海路74.41
浮き上がる74.22
一員73.93
砂糖73.74
最後まで73.43
本音73.60
環境73.36
物とする74.64
吸収73.34
重鎮74.16
決戦73.75
イメージ73.19
八つ当たり74.16
通う73.42
槽74.86
真っ直ぐ73.17
二度と73.48
パリパリ75.10
十字架74.46
宅配75.27
脅す74.00
収め73.80
踊り73.82
負担73.51
山72.98
とされる73.76
よろしくお願いいたします74.03
顎73.37
引き起こす73.81
物語73.37
済74.61
唐突73.52
断る73.15
どんどん73.33
どうしたん73.53
伴い74.28
誰にも73.40
伝言63.97
ガキ共64.55
孫63.55
お付き合い64.09
エメラルドグリーン64.79
居城64.37
挑戦63.70
雇う63.53
群れ63.19
関係ない63.45
乾杯64.07
40064.25
おすそ分け65.04
指差す63.92
収入源64.85
死ね63.67
下げ63.17
こだわる64.12
近所63.94
バラバラ63.83
暗闇63.45
応接64.75
蒸留64.71
赤子63.98
を以って63.39
優しげ64.05
意地63.87
ご無沙汰64.40
賭博64.82
廓64.34
冷凍64.59
ダメ元64.89
この所64.56
謹製64.78
おパンツ65.84
手伝い63.54
見てくれ64.01
端っこ64.38

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