I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
73.07
吹き飛ぶ73.58
向上73.71
上納75.23
重視73.78
少しでも73.32
負担73.51
ローテーブル75.22
技術72.97
決戦73.75
支える73.62
唐突73.52
73.83
どんどん73.33
74.56
斜めに74.14
トレーラー75.33
黒装束74.50
期待通り74.86
桜色74.55
お任せ73.86
ガキ73.66
出来上がる73.64
下す73.54
仕立てる74.63
真髄75.00
駆逐74.20
バー73.69
ドライフルーツ74.92
一口73.65
記す73.70
税金74.20
によれば73.80
努めて74.18
各種73.93
踏破74.01
訝る75.05
飼う73.95
通う73.42
たし73.84
特徴73.47
所有73.86
物とする74.64
クソボケ75.98
観念74.18
何の気なしに75.03
砂糖73.74
市街74.57
抜け73.20
一しきり74.25
やりたい放題74.69
結果的に73.83
実行73.57
整える73.55
表示73.45
暗黒73.92
設定73.32
ホイホイ74.60
正反対74.19
一般73.63
届ける73.96
招集74.31
無しに63.75
ちーん65.75
それもそうだ64.28
白銀63.80
近隣63.99
うんと63.95
65.33
支え63.37
ミニサイズ65.62
仄か64.02
意地63.87
押さえる63.76
入れ替わり64.35
即座に63.25
重さ63.66
鬱陶しい63.92
猛烈64.06
交代63.77
殆ど63.31
直属64.11
後ほど64.29
継続63.82
ファン63.72
バラバラ63.83
くう63.45
豪華63.71
63.80
突く63.32
仕入れる64.21
ジャック63.88
指差す63.92
40064.25
共同経営65.62
面倒を見る64.46
出来上がり64.48
ノリ64.02
63.92
加えて63.46

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