I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
縁がある14.90
古風14.98
怠る13.91
無礼講14.92
謙虚14.48
咀嚼14.15
名産地15.72
突き出た14.76
魚介14.66
戦地14.59
優勝者14.58
追い討ち14.78
恍惚14.37
編目17.29
不始末14.72
仕入れ値15.51
急用14.83
ポテトフライ15.81
手を引く14.72
アプローチ14.31
非効率14.90
蜀15.59
縮小14.43
僻14.92
屈む14.24
コーラス15.30
最後っ屁15.89
真空14.50
Α14.38
制御系15.37
野原14.71
作戦実行15.72
マグカップ14.74
白昼15.49
トリガー14.30
弱みを握る15.73
捕獲13.95
沸き上がる14.67
睡魔14.57
重ね合う15.22
デス14.10
SM15.50
せよと言う15.27
からから14.63
ってか13.72
陰険14.85
ハンディ15.65
お別れ14.19
濡れタオル15.29
何処となく13.87
滔滔16.81
不服14.23
牛頭14.55
凄く13.11
しゅんと14.60
キツイ14.21
内密14.95
支店長14.92
真っ二つに13.97
ぐうの音も出ない14.98
判定13.99
強行軍14.72
お上りさん15.21
分かったもんじゃない14.84
止めに入る14.93
香る14.62
思案顔14.74
気だるい14.51
大逆転15.41
賽15.17
上半身を起こす15.19
仲裁14.42
丸っきり14.62
見切り発車15.66
知ってか知らずか14.66
単刀直入14.39
口角14.11
放り込み14.69
双璧をなす15.87
屈託14.72
借入金16.27
二筑15.35
楽府14.77
天丼15.24
クリティカル14.47
バトルロイヤル15.11
泣き止む15.14
薄目15.01
怒りを込めて15.40
風除け15.29
コース料理15.28
別荘地15.55
名前を付ける14.98
ひき肉15.14
副業15.00
卯建15.83
運転手14.47
随時14.60
講師14.26
我等14.02

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