I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
羽飾り15.38
魔女っこ16.69
1勝15.66
Vサイン15.46
焙る15.49
四季14.54
珍味15.06
小瓶14.20
好んで14.10
楽しませる14.87
二度三度14.94
プレゼンター16.31
三懸15.06
怪獣14.41
げんなり14.36
持ち味15.11
差し手13.97
高率16.81
間々ある14.87
近衛13.44
浸る13.92
臥せる15.01
組み合う15.08
全額14.69
睨まれる14.65
平静を装う15.35
出前15.07
複数人14.38
コソ泥15.52
おふざけ15.07
なされます15.28
ツンデレ14.27
凹み14.49
どうなることやら15.15
木々13.48
運転手14.47
枯渇14.02
アクション14.28
対人14.37
居なくなる14.05
勇気づける15.56
秀でる14.27
応答14.43
穴掘り14.97
省く14.27
目障り14.52
お手の物14.85
資産14.28
メープルシロップ15.06
爆ぜる14.20
かみ付く15.77
深紫15.77
自警15.24
当の本人14.31
沿う14.19
育て方14.93
短刀14.20
保健15.26
四人組14.88
連想14.09
無限大15.09
生きのびる15.57
胸をはる15.68
一箇所14.38
天上14.16
消し炭14.59
水量14.78
カン14.19
横糸15.93
満点14.44
二度あることは三度ある15.91
出し合う14.85
穀倉地帯14.83
威光14.45
イワシ15.37
果て13.75
ローヒール16.28
地獄の釜15.57
続けざま14.55
準備期間14.74
焼物16.23
路加13.82
どM16.51
入部14.77
ジリ貧14.75
14.06
願ってもない14.78
不壊14.56
敬礼13.94
毎年13.95
違約金条項17.59
まっせ15.51
償い14.62
高高度15.07
収穫期15.40
頭に浮かぶ14.79
容疑者14.58
軒を連ねる15.44
親しみ14.38
揺り動かす15.13

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