I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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ティーセット64.83
生まれる63.03
サブリーダー65.33
茶漬け65.77
間に合う63.38
買い付け64.59
アテンダント66.46
仕上げ63.99
んで63.13
優しげ64.05
棚63.74
朗々64.65
縛り付ける64.30
雇う63.53
温まる64.41
お鍋65.06
赤子63.98
紅白65.18
性63.53
跨ぐ64.36
ディナーショー66.36
手上げ63.61
おま64.55
ラブリー65.60
右腕63.47
罵声64.30
措置64.32
加えて63.46
指差す63.92
本気で63.19
げ63.36
バリエーション64.56
公衆浴場65.06
徹底的63.87
代物63.64
タイトスカート65.62
上半身63.71
飛び降りる64.03
これまた63.87
後ほど64.29
雅語64.02
逆さ64.64
生意気64.02
統一63.75
転がし64.36
防ぐ63.23
槌63.84
それよりも63.35
お忍び64.34
大物63.85
って言う62.83
面倒くさい63.66
ご無沙汰64.40
割に63.65
チュニック64.96
無双64.21
精算64.73
集落63.34
野牡丹64.45
決断63.64
縦63.75
前向き64.08
容易63.48
介抱64.46
焼入れ65.55
でる62.96
切り替える63.89
底63.46
切ない64.07
意地63.87
いっそのこと64.29
仕入65.60
連行64.13
羨ましい63.48
エリア63.49
変わらない63.12
騒然64.68
居城64.37
A63.50
見てくれ64.01
荷車63.82
見積65.96
典型的64.33
直ぐにでも63.90
冷凍64.59
別名64.48
その手63.34
この度63.88
並走64.59
仕込む63.81
絡める64.00
稲架63.49
共同経営65.62
表面63.61
鳴く63.69
遭難63.37
ご一緒64.17
設立64.17
いきり立つ64.77

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