I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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被害63.14
占拠64.26
とっくに63.74
企む63.95
お鍋65.06
国王63.02
仄か64.02
根性64.07
かっ63.46
65.33
枕元64.48
仕入65.60
並走64.59
朗々64.65
くらいなら63.63
儀式63.40
お持ち帰り64.82
威張る64.68
一座64.50
叶う63.54
うっす64.85
情けない63.50
大泣き64.80
更新63.27
北側64.14
相席65.05
香ばしい64.22
こだわる64.12
快適64.05
にも拘らず63.72
ご無沙汰64.40
63.74
生まれる63.03
本気で63.19
往復64.05
63.20
徹底的63.87
慕う63.73
さながら64.03
いく日64.07
危機63.52
んで63.13
在庫64.13
歩き63.21
出居63.37
信号64.34
差し込む63.84
問い詰める64.11
堂舎64.58
ポイント63.09
急に63.14
シナリオ64.19
いいところ64.00
どちら様64.69
午前中63.96
六人63.94
白銀63.80
おま64.55
一回63.50
油断63.37
わけには行かない63.35
6064.02
OK64.23
思い込む63.91
鳴く63.69
沈め64.17
精算64.73
気持ちよく64.45
ガッツポーズ64.40
エリア63.49
いきり立つ64.77
ノリ64.02
新しく63.70
興味津々64.06
言うまでもない63.95
でら65.56
お忍び64.34
頭脳63.87
紅茶63.50
寄せ63.32
代物63.64
仕入れる64.21
身内63.67
絞り64.33
無事に63.37
みたいです63.46
クリア63.57
その様62.83
不遜64.39
指差す63.92
出自64.20
謹製64.78
評議65.40
直方体65.31
買い取る63.91
置いてきぼり65.09
降臨64.07
近所63.94
魅力63.70

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