I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一々63.65
だの63.51
63.85
集落63.34
63.84
行ってきます64.10
設立64.17
差し入れ64.27
ボウル64.64
労い64.32
保存63.86
北側64.14
パンチ64.12
往復64.05
63.92
別名64.48
タイトスカート65.62
買い取る63.91
痒い64.59
手数64.32
正座64.08
典型的64.33
64.34
6064.02
いく日64.07
関係ない63.45
うっとり64.07
ご覧63.89
この世63.50
63.70
挑戦63.70
報酬63.29
応接64.75
被害63.14
雅語64.02
この度63.88
相席65.05
お付き64.46
満喫64.22
発言63.13
ラスボス64.52
63.26
63.55
入れ替わり64.35
群れ63.19
脳筋64.11
良ければ63.76
防ぐ63.23
前向き64.08
打っ63.65
バリエーション64.56
根性64.07
吹き出し64.17
有利63.63
聞ける63.63
タイマン65.08
思い込む63.91
そういう事か63.91
洗い物64.73
おま64.55
赤子63.98
汚れ63.65
いけない62.71
ご存じ64.05
ミニサイズ65.62
考えてみれば63.87
どうしよう63.29
追い込む63.88
ノリ64.02
負けじと64.46
ジャック63.88
果物63.70
企む63.95
鳴く63.69
公開63.94
押さえる63.76
64.66
カツ64.69
飽き64.01
ライナー64.06
容易63.48
半身浴66.13
朗々64.65
凛々しい64.11
茶漬け65.77
乗り63.70
さながら64.03
縛り付ける64.30
公衆浴場65.06
佇む63.81
中年63.85
いっそのこと64.29
ダメ元64.89
持ち帰る63.86
身内63.67
その分63.57
引き換え64.12
定員64.02
屈託のない64.64
故郷63.41

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