I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正直者15.14
吐き気がする14.98
15.17
体の良い15.57
掛け図14.55
火をつける14.79
窺く14.84
名勝負15.72
運転手14.47
おばはん15.61
千鳥足15.32
せっかち14.80
内の者15.87
捕り物15.55
高温14.52
一蹴14.31
13.74
やり口14.61
千枚14.91
重力13.68
三千14.21
あってこその14.99
駆けよる15.88
撃たれる15.01
アヒル14.93
並びに14.65
ワイン13.73
我鳴る14.62
ノッカー15.03
劣情15.20
感じ取る13.58
次の一手15.04
お世辞にも14.55
特殊性15.11
成金趣味15.49
成就14.50
内政14.23
握りつぶす14.66
元請17.11
応答14.43
対人14.37
衝突13.76
後日13.87
決着をつける14.67
もどかしい14.26
今までどおり15.00
サディスト15.30
資金調達15.47
生血16.11
吸い上げる14.81
物干し15.89
泣きわめく14.99
癒す13.84
頭いい15.03
公然わいせつ罪16.51
商売仲間16.16
声を張り上げる14.38
我慢ならない15.05
失言14.45
10分14.30
趣向14.59
引き留める14.25
耽美15.64
金払い15.12
サン14.62
林産16.04
住みか15.19
吸い込み14.59
綴る14.44
貯留16.31
混入14.87
お手14.40
弟妹14.52
焼き入れ15.40
ヘルメット14.46
飲料水15.01
滾る14.50
黒白15.27
あしらい14.97
惨敗14.83
絞り取る16.11
ような気がする13.55
走り出す13.62
訳あり14.91
これを機に14.75
取り下げる15.23
ウェルカム15.25
用途14.03
検索14.06
命令を下す14.75
無駄になる14.67
出品者15.37
公平性15.33
アンデット14.65
家財15.23
ぎこちない14.12
連結14.42
びっしり14.44
合点14.40
そんで14.23

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