I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぽきぽき15.96
制限時間14.55
名産品15.22
制御13.36
こうすると15.15
ボタン13.99
死角14.04
適例15.32
振り替える15.66
いい加減にしろ14.48
無限大15.09
滴り14.72
力説14.55
くそ13.67
貧相14.50
主食14.50
再調査15.54
弄う15.01
絶対君主16.09
括り13.98
ジャンパー15.65
値付け15.48
やり口14.61
ペン13.95
守護者13.82
鋭敏14.54
動物愛護15.63
自分用14.70
無かろう13.79
肩代わり14.60
目の色を変える15.51
惜しげも無く15.48
研究者13.81
回り込み14.61
博覧会15.43
食いつぶす15.36
間隔14.13
見覚え14.11
名乗り13.99
権13.90
センチ13.67
歌いだす15.86
直送15.97
任意13.62
質す15.48
中腰14.94
項目14.03
すね毛15.92
フィールド13.70
ばんばん15.15
炭化14.68
分岐14.48
Vサイン15.46
しちゃダメ14.75
悪戯っぽい14.64
考えれば考えるほど14.80
素人目14.91
置き去り14.06
後任14.75
熱量14.32
低賃金15.82
見るから13.92
いい気味15.00
追加注文15.18
一体感15.12
均一化15.58
支障13.99
ローヒール16.28
定価15.43
ざらつく15.32
運転資金16.01
身を委ねる15.18
弱い者14.73
レガース16.02
3914.40
絞り取る16.11
記入14.34
招へい16.69
水死体15.61
唸り14.08
染み14.05
湧きあがる15.38
新天地14.85
名指し14.62
打開策14.62
繋げる13.94
パッド15.27
最悪の事態14.46
年頃13.81
火照り15.25
希薄14.50
認知14.35
投げ込む14.33
愛おしい14.54
取りなし15.00
酌む15.28
漬け物15.33
異性14.02
ハートフル15.95
シャープ14.81

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