I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
作す14.62
大上段14.74
工場13.99
最後の最後14.17
栄光14.25
砲台14.58
13.20
縁起がいい15.78
グラタン14.97
チキン14.53
マゾヒスト15.32
さらっと14.08
元凶14.01
お上りさん15.21
塗工14.13
機微14.56
交換条件14.83
適任14.28
ファスナー15.45
二人目14.43
語らい14.72
悲壮14.58
歓喜13.87
臥せる15.01
禅譲15.69
当店14.89
風格14.36
ナイト14.02
懲しめる16.53
よくある事14.36
そんで14.23
課金14.53
錯乱14.51
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
指図14.71
瑕疵14.99
せっせと14.37
建築物14.52
15.80
口裏15.22
分散14.07
臓腑14.96
ごたごた14.85
年に一度14.58
マネージャー14.60
皆既日食16.43
手際よく14.58
熱伝導16.02
リア充14.39
関わり13.90
差し置く14.50
釣る13.87
厭味14.94
すぐそこ14.40
どっちか14.25
弾き返す14.44
むか15.30
テクニック14.61
出身者14.50
私か14.81
光栄13.87
賛成13.71
白髪混じり15.54
物の13.83
もんだから14.16
女子供14.46
愚問14.80
バージョンアップ14.98
きょろきょろ14.26
どかどか15.17
リセットスイッチ17.11
心遣い14.43
封筒14.18
散らかす14.35
打ち止め14.91
宿舎14.16
面白み14.81
これまでで14.89
界隈14.76
首を振る13.85
14.73
維持費14.79
破格14.27
13.91
参入14.79
水蒸気14.60
着任14.86
呪う13.82
破産14.44
大真面目14.79
生き生き14.55
注釈14.74
薄衣15.10
夜ごと15.78
呵々14.29
ドアノブ14.47
極稀15.00
和む14.27
風向き14.78
血抜き14.46

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