I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
考えてみれば63.87
手数64.32
伯母ちゃん64.06
絞り64.33
関係ない63.45
って言う62.83
差し込む63.84
合い63.68
文字通り63.64
恨み63.70
発言63.13
チュニック64.96
羨ましい63.48
措置64.32
ミニサイズ65.62
射手63.08
バックパック64.96
新しく63.70
いきり立つ64.77
呼び出す63.54
63.92
63.70
充実63.94
ラブリー65.60
指差す63.92
こちらこそ63.88
ご一緒64.17
薄っすら63.79
お忍び64.34
お付き64.46
温かい63.58
直方体65.31
叱る63.72
五月蝿い63.56
謹製64.78
この所64.56
満喫64.22
午前中63.96
気をつけて63.82
おパンツ65.84
典型的64.33
枕元64.48
頭脳63.87
平均63.96
だの63.51
アイスクリーム64.46
生物63.23
明細65.57
尻目64.17
容易63.48
63.20
63.70
怒号64.11
凶悪63.76
64.65
いっそのこと64.29
別名64.48
気のいい64.94
割れる63.74
不遜64.39
63.44
介入63.84
定着64.30
冷凍64.59
我慾63.43
63.04
群れ63.19
死ね63.67
目ざとい64.71
そういう事か63.91
こそこそ64.24
共同経営65.62
中年63.85
保存63.86
仕入れる64.21
無しに63.75
大粒64.41
集落63.34
猛る64.58
代物63.64
纏い63.96
この世63.50
汚れ63.65
用いる63.37
どちらかと言うと63.93
ご覧63.89
ふう63.64
ざっくり64.34
ガキ共64.55
呪い63.27
ノリ64.02
実現63.79
往復64.05
引き換え64.12
快適64.05
情けない63.50
63.75
美人局65.56
煮る64.57
怪訝63.72

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