I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
感動63.58
6064.02
温まる64.41
シナリオ64.19
手伝い63.54
赤子63.98
撒く63.69
生物63.23
後にする64.01
バラバラ63.83
和気あいあい65.06
62.95
コスト64.10
更新63.27
尻目64.17
内側63.53
63.62
小魚64.66
右腕63.47
固まり64.32
ちまちま64.60
会議63.27
重ね63.93
掲示板63.86
カツ64.69
占拠64.26
各店65.84
紙片64.58
猛る64.58
63.04
殆ど63.31
いいぞ63.94
目的地63.63
防止64.27
お付き合い64.09
買い付け64.59
63.50
寝息64.06
騒然64.68
出入り禁止65.15
転がし64.36
厄介63.27
逆さ64.64
処刑63.74
鳴り響く63.83
稲架63.49
困惑63.35
端っこ64.38
上半身63.71
どの様63.31
大粒64.41
精算64.73
ロリ64.37
OK64.23
冷凍64.59
見かける63.59
末妹64.55
突きつける63.74
ラスボス64.52
負けじと64.46
ふと63.07
スラッシュ64.44
古謡63.99
トラブル63.74
決断63.64
飽きる63.89
明細65.57
並走64.59
ライナー64.06
って言う62.83
割に63.65
鬱陶しい63.92
進捗64.60
見渡す63.63
62.87
面倒を見る64.46
平均63.96
サイド64.22
乾杯64.07
だの63.51
不遜64.39
ずっと62.68
ダメ元64.89
敬意63.96
様です62.87
午前中63.96
俄かに64.12
甘く63.72
どちらかと言うと63.93
薄っすら63.79
定員64.02
縛り付ける64.30
範囲63.14
居城64.37
首筋63.80
無し63.80
屈託のない64.64
切ない64.07
よっぽど63.76
軽食64.32

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