I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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パンチ64.12
中年63.85
こちらこそ63.88
ディナーショー66.36
固まり64.32
縦63.75
縛り付ける64.30
近所63.94
お忍び64.34
魅力63.70
って言う62.83
卵63.41
枕元64.48
余63.62
凛々しい64.11
古謡63.99
六人63.94
スラッシュ64.44
角笛65.04
指人形66.25
駆使63.94
ラブリー65.60
一座64.50
甘く63.72
その方63.63
居城64.37
お付き64.46
気をつけて63.82
統一63.75
群れ63.19
押し63.46
回戦64.20
油断63.37
共同経営65.62
怒号64.11
満喫64.22
歯63.47
差し入れ64.27
仄か64.02
初めまして63.73
絞り64.33
シナリオ64.19
評議65.40
マロン65.10
跨ぐ64.36
切手63.64
気のいい64.94
新しく63.70
決断63.64
懸ける63.35
お祖母さま65.77
設立64.17
ティーセット64.83
五月蝿い63.56
いけない62.71
お鍋65.06
負けじと64.46
好き勝手63.90
その手63.34
上半身63.71
ざっくり64.34
今宵64.40
紅い63.99
いく日64.07
いっそのこと64.29
稲架63.49
猛る64.58
生まれる63.03
ご無沙汰64.40
気軽に63.85
尾根64.61
収入源64.85
殆ど63.31
よっぽど63.76
直属64.11
絡める64.00
仕込む63.81
杖63.04
でる62.96
佇む63.81
無事に63.37
この世63.50
俄かに64.12
お持ち帰り64.82
割に63.65
ポイント63.09
その分63.57
地紋65.58
比較63.79
豪華63.71
だの63.51
労い64.32
今のところ63.44
リクエスト64.33
棚63.74
更新63.27
ヒール63.84
偉大63.79
それよりも63.35

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