I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
金利15.40
醍醐味14.77
網焼き15.64
とは限らない13.88
フォルム14.64
トーク14.69
人出14.66
十一14.01
ご協力14.55
補完14.76
暴行14.54
13.50
弧を描く14.74
海棲15.63
口のきき方15.63
召される15.30
目撃者14.55
中世14.31
頭を冷やす15.35
いずれ13.42
押しつける14.40
強行軍14.72
私か14.81
切り出し14.47
ストップ14.24
諜報員14.47
ポテンシャル14.83
跡継ぎ14.24
造花15.38
歌いだす15.86
破顔14.45
開場15.49
センチ13.67
おばはん15.61
人一倍14.65
ゴソゴソ14.95
黒曜石14.62
見切る14.37
ツンデレ14.27
夜が明ける14.87
予等15.92
制御13.36
後を絶たない14.98
暗黙14.90
お水14.60
時間軸14.79
高みの見物14.95
連想14.09
くらくら14.77
大掛かり14.60
いじめられっ子15.42
大皿14.54
不便14.01
買い込み15.30
御前14.23
ノン14.84
読み方14.93
祭壇13.90
中心人物14.79
出世14.12
納税義務16.51
来てる13.84
命を奪う14.46
貿易14.23
安らぐ14.64
断崖14.74
言いたげ14.45
べし15.07
一つも13.83
調整役15.41
通いつめる15.66
口裏を合わせる15.71
ボディブロー15.40
ジャンパー15.65
息を吐く13.88
一端14.01
水場14.36
規律14.50
御言葉14.94
コーラス15.30
足を踏みいれる16.57
物音14.09
Vサイン15.46
ザラッと16.69
町中14.30
歌謡16.45
魅入る14.54
捌ける14.81
全面14.45
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
書き込む14.05
警戒心13.94
魔女っ子15.65
味も素っ気もない16.23
誘拐犯14.52
喉笛14.94
いい具合に15.12
客室14.17
使いわける16.59
諸君14.03

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