I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
書き換え14.47
シーフード15.41
刷る15.39
応接間14.41
歪む13.51
来てる13.84
よろめく14.26
逸らす13.35
主体14.07
伊和13.96
つけ根15.05
印象付ける15.34
保存庫15.27
ドロッと15.66
取得13.58
14.08
アクション14.28
毎度14.31
ファイティングポーズ15.38
資金調達15.47
適温15.05
フェニックス14.66
仲間同士14.96
情報網14.52
潜り13.90
ついて回る15.26
人口密度15.09
珍味15.06
両端14.48
小道具14.94
屈辱14.09
総取り15.34
少量14.22
塡まる14.18
出来上り16.72
兵隊14.07
涙声14.73
私共14.70
裏社会14.72
向きあう15.96
暗澹14.86
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
回し蹴り14.50
オニオンフライ16.89
ハーフパンツ15.37
14.08
受け続ける15.18
長方形14.52
塗り14.37
ボランティア14.75
動員14.17
変質14.21
グルグル巻き15.21
膨れ13.99
賭ける13.99
座席14.25
消極的14.52
青身17.11
伸びやか15.43
十三13.87
13.52
しょーもない15.56
いらして下さい15.07
なるだけ14.13
14.59
打破14.35
李下に冠を正さず16.69
哀れむ14.74
大多数14.25
ごねる14.78
首を傾げる13.48
可愛がり15.02
あからさま13.81
力を込める14.35
ドアノブ14.47
淀む14.61
読み終わる15.42
運送料16.81
倣う14.20
必要に応じて14.83
変則的14.84
レジスト14.58
無位14.60
跳躍力14.91
殴り倒す15.45
煩多15.72
のろり15.43
任す13.71
洩れる14.58
理解不能14.53
ひっくり返す14.14
ルーレット15.05
14.13
1つ目14.95
募集広告16.43
姉さん13.39
取りかかる14.38
裂け目14.56
楽府14.77
進捗状況15.02

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