I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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猛烈64.06
透ける64.13
間に合う63.38
賭博64.82
意地63.87
見開く63.32
出居63.37
入れ替わり64.35
はずです63.45
別名64.48
何れも63.39
行程64.49
参考63.77
温かい63.58
好き勝手63.90
63.24
シナリオ64.19
冷凍64.59
指差す63.92
飽き64.01
仕入65.60
ヒール63.84
降臨64.07
街娼65.60
お鍋65.06
進捗64.60
買い付け64.59
魅力63.70
スラッシュ64.44
集落63.34
くう63.45
ご無沙汰64.40
逆さ64.64
不満げ64.28
鳴り響く63.83
各店65.84
怪訝63.72
気持ちよく64.45
合い63.68
実現63.79
追い込む63.88
住まう64.00
タイマン65.08
焼入れ65.55
撒く63.69
満喫64.22
避け63.12
代物63.64
死ね63.67
よっぽど63.76
興味津々64.06
皆無63.79
快適64.05
敏感64.01
甘く63.72
63.80
仕込む63.81
有利63.63
暗闇63.45
煮る64.57
導師63.84
挑戦63.70
気のいい64.94
跨ぐ64.36
お祖母さま65.77
取り付ける64.23
63.55
鎮座64.20
ガキ共64.55
思い込む63.91
羨ましい63.48
64.65
6064.02
要求63.44
応接64.75
紅い63.99
ノリ64.02
喰らう63.34
差し入れ64.27
63.04
情けない63.50
共同経営65.62
拡張63.87
素振64.43
リクエスト64.33
臨戦態勢64.35
枕元64.48
荷車63.82
尊大64.54
でら65.56
アナリシス66.81
尾根64.61
繊細63.91
宿泊64.09
素材62.99
一人娘64.52
負う63.33
並走64.59
威張る64.68

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