I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
立ち寄る14.07
破壊力13.93
生む13.81
グッドラック15.94
最後の手段14.64
立ち上り15.01
簡易宿泊所16.36
とくとく15.58
義母14.01
極めつけ14.75
腕試し14.88
交戦13.94
散発16.17
黒曜石14.62
細かい金16.99
頃合い14.23
毎日のように14.24
大軍14.05
先方14.50
御言葉14.94
軽装14.22
支店長14.92
泣きわめく14.99
鼻につく15.11
伊和13.96
柔らかさ14.32
幾重15.02
心遣い14.43
雇われ14.26
馬鹿らしい14.34
シカト15.27
偏狭16.11
イン13.77
感覚的14.37
ナイト14.02
ごねる14.78
なれど14.61
鉄火丼16.39
1つ目14.95
六尺15.60
振り替える15.66
14.11
途方も無い15.18
たらふく14.91
啄木鳥14.78
頭がまわらない16.29
刻一刻と14.75
全うする14.78
弱肉強食14.66
倍にする15.47
ぱっくり15.18
口ごもる14.37
14.84
膠着状態14.64
こよなく15.40
サービス内容16.36
研究成果14.73
一世14.44
心酔14.61
パリン15.21
パフォーマンス14.51
生き残り13.99
聞き覚え14.02
元妻15.28
都督16.40
力を込める14.35
自警15.24
冶具16.99
平らげる14.32
全体で14.34
募集広告16.43
送り出す14.06
どこの馬の骨15.00
勇気づけ15.28
遠近15.09
親衛隊13.90
道路上16.18
優劣をつける15.90
裸芽13.78
アニメ13.92
しかねない14.19
一つ一つ13.91
買戻し16.36
当てにならない14.81
相手をする14.20
建設費15.88
剛の者15.29
返り血14.32
撃ち抜く14.22
ギャップ14.28
スリ14.58
たわわ15.04
トマト14.10
触覚14.65
前王14.87
出品者15.37
見直し14.28
13.94
ペニス16.75
ぺしゃんこ15.38

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