I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
無口14.35
危機感14.01
くぎ付け15.64
括り13.98
ウッドペッカー17.29
うつらうつら14.94
目つぶし15.47
不眠不休14.98
七分丈15.81
迫り14.32
専門的14.70
忘れられない14.41
起用15.27
じゃれ合う15.13
畳む14.31
見込み14.22
立て髪14.65
アホたれ16.53
長方形14.52
へらへら14.67
聞かせる14.31
遅らせる14.48
不用意14.23
相打ち14.70
と金14.40
ごん14.18
換える14.90
臓腑14.96
町中14.30
掲載14.29
摘み14.53
箪笥14.40
優れもの14.83
料理酒15.93
鑑定料16.11
ジリジリ14.53
馬鹿にする14.43
脱走者15.62
露払い14.83
先代13.66
食糧13.85
印鑑15.30
採択15.61
違える14.29
取り上げ14.11
反抗期14.63
神具14.18
取りつかれる15.23
14.59
繕う14.73
電気ショック15.70
生粋14.40
最高級品15.09
次女14.50
魔方陣14.18
山形14.90
とろみ15.01
ポテトフライ15.81
イン13.77
朝ごはん14.48
折半15.23
データ13.64
ログハウス14.65
各所14.02
人見知り14.30
寡慾14.95
堪えられない15.30
独自性15.46
かかって来い14.66
シーフード15.41
枯れる13.98
引きつける14.71
内海14.54
下段14.62
喧嘩っ早い15.42
チック14.94
朝日14.14
刈り上げる15.61
どこ吹く風14.64
いちゃつく14.67
前払い14.97
言いたげ14.45
逸らす13.35
15.81
これぞ14.40
微笑みかける14.65
バトルロイヤル15.11
踊り狂う15.55
葬儀14.37
背伸び14.30
プログラム14.19
よそ様15.54
さし14.65
感じ取る13.58
拒否反応14.97
通いつめる15.66
お一人様15.28
ハイテンション14.80
数量15.05
ネック14.59

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