I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
助長14.80
直立14.58
待ちきれない14.97
冱えない14.65
苦労人14.82
貯留16.31
隣同士15.00
グランド14.44
根回し14.30
リサイクル15.20
二枚14.04
粛清14.34
陣を張る15.65
いずれ13.42
衣料15.77
転換14.32
捌ける14.81
有効期間16.75
まがい物15.08
賞品14.62
席上15.46
安定13.59
取りまとめる15.10
べ13.49
たらしい14.18
余程13.33
アイボリーホワイト16.55
他用14.13
出て来る14.09
不愛想15.19
刷り込み15.02
流行り14.65
履行14.97
か所14.76
脱走者15.62
混乱状態14.98
人参14.52
結果オーライ14.77
クリーム状16.02
本質13.95
挟まる14.60
季節外れ15.30
力を込める14.35
明かりを消す15.93
賢者13.61
オーラ13.69
又は13.91
出世14.12
猫じゃらし15.18
出羽15.14
重なり14.43
ハゲる15.59
遅すぎる14.66
パンチラ15.58
得心14.52
生き生き14.55
申告14.69
テンプレ14.36
出不精15.52
本陣13.99
試供16.69
腱14.81
焼き印15.44
止まれ14.37
メス犬16.23
掻っ払う16.22
ボディガード15.22
大成功14.48
摘み14.53
寄越す13.88
居住14.50
積み込み14.91
近づきがたい15.90
微笑みかける14.65
時すでに遅し15.19
早速ですが14.90
昏睡14.95
上り坂15.21
何日14.46
特記事項15.07
出口13.76
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
部屋着14.83
補填14.63
劇場14.18
名指し14.62
さらり14.08
毛布13.89
明ける14.20
出金16.48
号令をかける15.31
未練たらたら15.80
目ぼし15.46
子弟14.42
一体に14.71
低価格15.50
社交界14.02
密集14.14
模擬店15.58
どうかして14.98

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