I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
942.65
大丈夫942.38
慌てる942.84
上げる932.58
時間932.25
932.09
これから932.69
尋ねる933.05
多分922.94
922.15
使う922.10
歩度922.23
姐さん924.08
922.74
それ922.40
鳳凰924.56
明日922.80
ですか912.36
912.85
912.87
武器902.61
901.87
在す902.45
情報902.52
により902.99
領主902.97
892.71
892.66
契約893.12
販売893.74
通り892.74
獣人893.04
背中892.80
こいつ892.74
デーモン894.26
おじ様894.22
一行883.49
トイレ883.70
店内883.76
人間872.21
食事862.84
セット863.54
りん864.42
に対し863.21
出し862.32
思い出す862.70
受付863.53
以内852.31
何で852.52
抵抗852.84
欲しい852.46
しか842.33
評議会844.58
複写844.88
ステージ843.94
返事842.98
彼の832.60
お姉833.30
見つける832.80
乙女833.56
漆黒833.61
優しい822.76
くらい822.33
はい822.31
ゆっくり822.72
庭内822.27
お茶823.11
名前812.51
に依る812.76
目的812.83
理由812.47
姑く812.89
812.15
報告812.76
頼む802.70
教え802.64
つもり802.48
802.47
呼ぶ802.52
803.40
803.30
無言803.22
に対して802.68
移動802.67
屋敷802.89
包む803.08
ダム794.23
792.66
効果792.77
抱え793.09
小さな792.71
ウィズ794.61
よう792.31
793.63
782.69
783.56
782.55
ええ782.61
ばかりに783.19
消える782.71

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