I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
刻942.65
王都942.74
慌てる942.84
これから932.69
尋ねる933.05
ん932.09
時間932.25
上げる932.58
夜922.74
明日922.80
歩度922.23
使う922.10
多分922.94
それ922.40
鳳凰924.56
姐さん924.08
力922.15
鎧912.87
共912.85
ですか912.36
人901.87
在す902.45
により902.99
武器902.61
領主902.97
情報902.52
場892.71
販売893.74
おじ様894.22
通り892.74
デーモン894.26
扉892.66
背中892.80
こいつ892.74
獣人893.04
契約893.12
トイレ883.70
店内883.76
一行883.49
人間872.21
出し862.32
思い出す862.70
食事862.84
に対し863.21
受付863.53
セット863.54
りん864.42
抵抗852.84
欲しい852.46
以内852.31
何で852.52
複写844.88
しか842.33
返事842.98
評議会844.58
ステージ843.94
漆黒833.61
見つける832.80
お姉833.30
彼の832.60
乙女833.56
はい822.31
庭内822.27
くらい822.33
優しい822.76
お茶823.11
ゆっくり822.72
理由812.47
名前812.51
体812.15
目的812.83
に依る812.76
姑く812.89
報告812.76
頼む802.70
教え802.64
呼ぶ802.52
つもり802.48
移動802.67
各803.30
無言803.22
屋敷802.89
に対して802.68
柱803.40
包む803.08
一802.47
ぜ792.66
抱え793.09
よう792.31
ダム794.23
茶793.63
ウィズ794.61
効果792.77
小さな792.71
ええ782.61
首782.55
消える782.71
爺783.56
ばかりに783.19
内782.69

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