I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
毛皮13.69
どうなっている14.24
ふん縛る15.61
おかーさん14.98
責務14.29
言いようのない14.53
ローストチキン15.65
プルプル14.34
と言わず14.52
干支13.94
無作為15.05
一つには14.99
13.40
軋み14.49
心外14.31
秩序14.14
強硬14.68
としたって15.08
むさ苦しい14.83
理系15.09
品目14.80
円満14.87
目も当てられない14.61
敷居15.04
フォルム14.64
砕ける14.19
13.73
八〇〇14.24
背を向ける14.37
振り出し15.17
頭が上がらない14.78
愛しの14.59
置き忘れる15.20
御前14.23
えーと13.59
朝ごはん14.48
建つ14.14
ずり落ちる14.87
車両14.08
なるだけ14.13
畑仕事14.61
待ちかね15.39
時間をつぶす15.79
そつなく14.95
モグラ14.31
魔女っ子15.65
一枚岩14.75
弁当13.94
14.00
脳内お花畑15.75
大回転15.81
百万14.28
効果的14.03
サディズム16.43
秘密裏14.31
どちらでもない15.21
助太刀14.74
平ら14.49
やんちゃ14.57
骨と皮15.08
ズレ14.23
しょーもない15.56
前借り15.45
赤ちゃん14.00
ひっそり14.06
たらしい14.18
一回戦14.60
半信半疑14.35
定石14.72
三社14.45
発表13.71
想像通り14.54
等間隔14.61
低層14.03
出来レース15.32
示しがつかない15.27
14.11
握手を交わす14.83
絶世14.80
揺れ動く14.64
聞き流す14.07
質問をする14.50
傷める14.96
大暴れ14.58
その都度14.45
コロリ15.47
14.52
売れ残る15.05
そこここ15.33
不備14.44
経験を積む14.94
ウッドペッカー17.29
暴発14.31
何か用14.45
長い間14.02
災難14.47
二人きり13.85
場当たり15.27
何回か14.25
ボロボロ13.68

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