I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
払い出し16.69
狭間14.14
雇い14.66
反映14.16
一振り14.00
見向きもしない14.97
吹き込む14.23
謙る15.18
枚数14.68
和らげる14.28
叩きこむ14.96
幕を引く16.08
お札14.91
ただ働き15.48
どこの馬の骨15.00
破格14.27
満場一致14.84
言わす14.61
仮初14.68
カラメル化16.81
スクリーマー17.59
高利貸し15.56
聞きおぼえ16.20
誂え15.09
焼き尽くす14.57
空穴16.36
息を呑む14.18
眠たい14.51
湯桶16.05
交付金17.29
選択の自由15.61
べく15.74
捕捉14.30
アイボリーホワイト16.55
短刀14.20
真水15.10
コツン14.92
サービス料金17.11
シルエット14.26
父性15.43
興味をもつ16.12
リゾート地15.33
マイ13.93
各個14.52
等間隔14.61
小作人15.60
襲い掛かる14.02
嫌悪感14.10
支障13.99
丁目15.04
お得14.79
速攻14.15
網焼き15.64
成し遂げる14.03
ひっそり14.06
横町15.74
アンデット14.65
お勘定15.73
捻る13.90
人間社会14.80
認め合う15.77
頻発14.85
洗濯板15.53
アウトドア15.26
神職14.90
薄皮14.92
海水魚16.12
消えゆく15.18
ステテコ16.05
当該15.05
首を傾げる13.48
1杯14.96
ラムレーズン16.01
こよなく愛する15.43
数種類14.71
支援13.43
精査14.55
蒸らす15.32
糞14.11
焼きを入れる16.51
気が楽14.48
高々14.14
んな13.82
掛け図14.55
キャリーバッグ15.83
雑用14.25
品目14.80
無性に14.36
標準14.57
最低ランク15.16
知らしめる14.52
疑念14.04
常識人14.65
告ぐ15.16
牛肉14.56
がね13.58
とは限らない13.88
夜間営業16.69
球状14.70
トマト14.10

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