I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
毒消し14.82
真っすぐ14.54
身を寄せる14.97
ほうほう14.47
持ち替える14.49
空き家14.70
プンプン14.81
枚数14.68
天ぷら14.48
風に乗る15.70
馬鹿みたい14.29
お粥14.59
浸る13.92
良心的14.92
年がら年中15.38
隔離14.14
コロリ15.47
ひき肉15.14
会心14.90
軽装14.22
気疲れ14.87
ウッドペッカー17.29
襲い掛かる14.02
力をつける15.18
飛び切り14.55
出羽15.14
哀れむ14.74
一種13.64
割り振る14.28
帰り支度14.91
アレ13.12
無性に14.36
もうちょい14.54
オヤジギャグ16.11
救い13.62
パクる15.93
弱まる14.30
爪痕14.67
伝播14.53
歴青14.72
逆効果14.48
ハイネック16.04
熱狂的14.88
弱いものいじめ15.75
14.68
引かれる14.40
どうなることやら15.15
分配14.26
死角14.04
明言14.36
出没14.36
跳ねる13.97
麗しい14.16
いずれは14.02
下石14.74
1頭14.71
証明書14.76
積み込み14.91
血の巡り15.50
コホン14.52
13.91
鉄火丼16.39
範囲内14.03
遙か13.87
乾く14.24
人見知り14.30
何方か14.47
兄者14.69
体を伸ばす15.58
薄衣15.10
村中14.88
金利15.40
売上手数料17.59
手分け14.32
苛立つ13.97
アホたれ16.53
私共14.70
くくり付ける15.83
工場13.99
姿を表す15.43
グラブ16.03
鑑賞14.50
安らか14.38
計量15.38
14.76
親衛隊13.90
印鑑15.30
シルバー14.06
チラチラ14.14
刻一刻と14.75
持込み16.27
意思疎通14.23
理不尽13.67
途切れる13.95
就職先14.93
消耗品14.41
利き13.97
同系15.95
都督16.40
大盤振る舞い14.84

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