I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
その様62.83
街娼65.60
思わぬ63.82
プライド63.80
不遜64.39
63.74
甘く63.72
謹製64.78
ふと63.07
サブリーダー65.33
香ばしい64.22
エリア63.49
アテンダント66.46
一回り64.12
介抱64.46
賛同63.94
みたいです63.46
懸ける63.35
白銀63.80
近所63.94
満喫64.22
騒然64.68
間に合う63.38
この世63.50
寝息64.06
2組65.11
63.64
加えて63.46
企む63.95
感動63.58
この度63.88
ワクワク64.10
後ほど64.29
クリア63.57
行程64.49
突く63.32
バラバラ63.83
これまた63.87
ガッツポーズ64.40
63.62
困惑63.35
仮称64.88
末に64.03
乾杯64.07
面倒を見る64.46
重ね63.93
末妹64.55
アナリシス66.81
64.95
小魚64.66
跨ぐ64.36
ノリ64.02
遭難63.37
とっとと63.96
独占64.03
左足64.19
気をつけて63.82
被害63.14
防止64.27
思い込む63.91
前向き64.08
焼入れ65.55
それよりも63.35
興味津々64.06
更新63.27
公衆浴場65.06
切ない64.07
63.61
喰らう63.34
充実63.94
近隣63.99
比較63.79
ある程度63.05
紅白65.18
好き勝手63.90
導師63.84
62.87
優しげ64.05
開放63.85
仕入れる64.21
心の中63.40
大粒64.41
買い取る63.91
儀式63.40
正座64.08
気持ちよく64.45
荷車63.82
見てくれ64.01
徹底的63.87
タイマン65.08
よっぽど63.76
嫌う63.34
お祖母さま65.77
交代63.77
応接64.75
ショック63.60
保存63.86
しなやか64.30
練る63.92
六人63.94

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