I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
雇う63.53
63.20
63.70
大泣き64.80
近所63.94
評議65.40
OK64.23
ホクホク64.80
いいところ64.00
さながら64.03
重量63.65
沈め64.17
62.87
豪華63.71
読める63.43
撒く63.69
右腕63.47
買い付け64.59
お付き合い64.09
ラスボス64.52
行程64.49
合い63.68
割れる63.74
6064.02
それもそうだ64.28
気のいい64.94
くらいなら63.63
名目63.97
鬱陶しい63.92
応接64.75
買い取る63.91
困惑63.35
不遜64.39
猿ぐつわ65.20
一座64.50
気をつけて63.82
ラブリー65.60
決断63.64
素材62.99
絡める64.00
好き勝手63.90
63.04
乾杯64.07
うっとり64.07
うっす64.85
労い64.32
容易63.48
スラッシュ64.44
無し63.80
導師63.84
アナリシス66.81
ゴー64.41
末に64.03
呼び出す63.54
洗い物64.73
遭難63.37
63.53
突く63.32
呆然63.67
その分63.57
切り落とす64.09
切り替える63.89
雅語64.02
間に合う63.38
捉える63.34
手上げ63.61
チュニック64.96
食堂63.25
死ね63.67
古謡63.99
ファン63.72
相席65.05
バラバラ63.83
微妙63.20
いいぞ63.94
63.70
何れも63.39
にも拘らず63.72
仕上げ63.99
紅茶63.50
この度63.88
脱税65.25
見渡す63.63
凶悪63.76
設立64.17
固まり64.32
どちらかと言うと63.93
首筋63.80
リクエスト64.33
独占64.03
気軽に63.85
参加者63.85
鳴く63.69
美人局65.56
それよりも63.35
介入63.84
伝言63.97
故郷63.41
皆無63.79
尊大64.54

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