I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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トラブル63.74
迎えに来る64.73
練る63.92
介抱64.46
無し63.80
ロリ64.37
とっくに63.74
ノリ64.02
優しげ64.05
防止64.27
評議65.40
集落63.34
突きつける63.74
追い込む63.88
よる63.28
そういう事か63.91
回戦64.20
切ない64.07
揺64.65
街娼65.60
急に63.14
何れも63.39
直ぐにでも63.90
ショック63.60
古謡63.99
ずっと62.68
仕入65.60
支え63.37
有利63.63
みたいです63.46
副63.48
降臨64.07
一座64.50
エメラルドグリーン64.79
参加者63.85
問い詰める64.11
さかい65.01
即座に63.25
賛同63.94
棚63.74
無事に63.37
釘63.92
歯63.47
感動63.58
内側63.53
地紋65.58
弾く63.37
雄叫び63.92
手伝い63.54
よっぽど63.76
呼び出す63.54
どうしよう63.29
って言う62.83
うっす64.85
出自64.20
満喫64.22
不満げ64.28
懸ける63.35
ディナーショー66.36
小魚64.66
一回63.50
中年63.85
出来上がり64.48
その手63.34
直属64.11
紅茶63.50
好き勝手63.90
関係ない63.45
アナリシス66.81
だの63.51
バックパック64.96
儀式63.40
眉63.26
居城64.37
労い64.32
跨ぐ64.36
ご無沙汰64.40
霜64.66
お忍び64.34
豪華63.71
根性64.07
厄介63.27
つ63.24
こちらこそ63.88
痒い64.59
生物63.23
取り付ける64.23
統一63.75
応接64.75
手上げ63.61
はずです63.45
充実63.94
思い込む63.91
素振64.43
皆無63.79
賭博64.82
縦63.75
祭63.70
孫63.55

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