I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
抜け目のない15.40
思いとどまる14.79
Vサイン15.46
淫魔14.46
王弟14.10
群生14.87
八百屋14.91
二人きり13.85
残虐14.55
水蒸気14.60
こってり14.91
雨あられ15.10
秘密裏14.31
居酒屋14.35
前頭15.81
大真面目14.79
評価額15.86
伊和13.96
どこ吹く風14.64
軋み14.49
ゴソゴソ14.95
まっしぐら14.79
トロい15.84
色付け15.55
連綿15.07
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
カット紙15.12
地獄絵図14.74
無いと13.66
すり14.43
辛党15.94
生け捕り14.56
報道官16.14
全店16.31
間違いなし14.54
席上15.46
報復14.00
認知14.35
八つ目14.96
若い子14.84
綿入れ16.04
ウナギ14.61
クマ13.43
いい気味15.00
直感的14.52
羽アリ14.66
時間制限14.70
引きつける14.71
片腕14.02
法被15.87
女給15.17
ヘタレ14.22
眩暈14.46
お世辞にも14.55
落つ15.18
根掘り葉掘り14.87
嫌味13.95
安らか14.38
刮目15.19
性犯罪15.67
ハム14.54
補導15.57
魔法少女14.26
しむ15.19
少額15.48
筒二14.47
目障り14.52
心ここにあらず15.09
人それぞれ14.41
在庫切れ15.83
かみ付く15.77
暗澹14.86
ポンデケージョ17.29
自尊心14.48
着こなす15.02
睨みあう14.91
パリン15.21
節穴14.89
マウント14.75
付け合せ15.23
色男14.82
関与14.10
貢献14.04
託児施設16.69
従って13.83
珍味15.06
手を掛ける14.86
東端14.88
無性に14.36
高飛車14.91
乾かす14.37
シーツ14.21
平らげる14.32
言い寄る14.48
褒め言葉14.39
レギンス15.38
雑貨店15.08
一目惚れ14.48
勧善懲悪15.66
咲き乱れる14.72

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