I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
神々13.40
家族連れ15.29
纏わりつく14.89
余程13.33
卑怯13.91
ゴング15.08
承認者15.95
明言14.36
ひらひら14.13
アウトドア15.26
チーム戦15.13
お見通し14.43
ストップ14.24
タタキ15.70
表れる14.60
横暴14.33
愛しの14.59
不本意14.23
武勇伝14.68
ポテトフライ15.81
初体験14.84
享ける15.09
言い切る13.95
ぷくぷく15.48
気合を入れる14.84
真っ平15.13
即決14.75
腫れ14.52
ぺしゃんこ15.38
トロい15.84
塗工14.13
手描き15.71
火口14.44
値付け15.48
足を止める14.17
被膜15.60
カッター14.28
真鍮製15.65
すらすら14.78
げっぷ15.68
料理屋14.74
陰13.89
セッション15.78
殴り倒す15.45
空転15.45
別物14.20
ぶっ飛ばす14.25
命が惜しければ15.52
若しかすると13.71
日当たりの良い15.49
慄く15.04
豚肉14.57
中止命令16.02
よろける14.61
犬の顔15.80
銘品16.61
聞き覚え14.02
捻出14.68
捨て台詞14.71
元素14.35
高飛車14.91
言い直す14.69
変質14.21
命令口調15.37
負傷13.90
幕を引く16.08
居もしない15.67
見回り14.15
混入14.87
セット販売16.18
習い事14.99
グロい15.06
一身に集める15.82
チキン14.53
精力的14.74
全然13.10
2714.43
自由恋愛15.38
猛毒13.90
二度あることは三度ある15.91
破壊力13.93
口裏を合わせる15.71
羽アリ14.66
断面14.46
サディズム16.43
板子15.19
隠し事14.31
噴く14.23
九九15.17
射程13.82
タレ目15.41
がれ13.99
表面化14.97
抑止力14.62
魅了13.49
混乱状態14.98
出好き16.16
下ネタ15.03
思い起こす14.33
人使い15.24

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