I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
部長13.80
勘繰る14.96
やんちゃ14.57
情欲14.96
お粥14.59
13.67
ぼんやり13.52
気がつくと14.57
豚肉14.57
プログラム14.19
喪中15.99
せんと14.48
魔法少女14.26
窺く14.84
食事会14.52
取扱15.65
弁明14.42
認め合う15.77
屠体15.07
そうこうする内に15.15
古株14.85
濁流14.65
利ザヤ16.55
称する14.68
獣脂15.56
詰め襟15.76
業務委託16.46
無一文14.99
参加希望者15.75
客足14.87
四季14.54
リフレッシュ14.90
満ちる13.25
ログハウス14.65
シャレ14.86
露天商14.92
早速ですが14.90
盗聴14.69
海藻類16.07
雑務14.70
武勇伝14.68
14.68
賢者13.61
遺恨14.70
執り行う14.36
極細15.37
市街図16.81
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
侵入者13.90
取りこぼす14.84
初戦14.27
創る13.84
ランニングシャツ16.11
キャリーバッグ15.83
強行突破14.83
ストリップ15.70
見せ付ける14.46
警備強化16.07
忘れられない14.41
鉱物14.27
売り込み14.85
陸路14.61
炭焼16.20
ストライプ15.28
迫力13.80
謙虚14.48
セッション15.78
性犯罪15.67
腐食14.50
立腹14.77
手柄14.01
作戦実行15.72
じゃれ合う15.13
15.42
隔てる14.48
纏い付く16.81
刀自15.06
農業14.00
毛皮13.69
不便14.01
リサーチ15.13
無謀13.84
貸し切り状態15.78
びくびく14.71
目がない14.87
お揚げ15.44
膨れ上がる14.57
兆し14.50
ろくな14.24
凄む14.69
薫り14.70
大真面目14.79
内陸14.73
びた一文15.97
否というほど15.66
眠たい14.51
エキサイティング15.75
勿体ぶる14.79
血の海14.74
如何なもの14.56

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