I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
薄っすら63.79
目玉64.13
騒然64.68
幅63.80
破目64.11
実に63.02
介入63.84
脂64.15
パース66.05
端っこ64.38
偽装63.92
宙63.47
共同経営65.62
一々63.65
降臨64.07
爽やか63.79
更新63.27
その方63.63
交代63.77
立ち尽くす63.94
会議63.27
凛々しい64.11
お持ち帰り64.82
とっくに63.74
おパンツ65.84
スラッシュ64.44
出入り禁止65.15
って言う62.83
中年63.85
それよりも63.35
一人娘64.52
定着64.30
午前中63.96
読める63.43
仄か64.02
これまた63.87
タイマン65.08
初めまして63.73
でる62.96
暗闇63.45
後ほど64.29
さかい65.01
避け63.12
買い付け64.59
導師63.84
根性64.07
ご一緒64.17
嫌う63.34
分身63.81
故郷63.41
発言63.13
ゴー64.41
面倒を見る64.46
並走64.59
本気で63.19
6064.02
角笛65.04
ティーセット64.83
重量63.65
この所64.56
直方体65.31
重ね63.93
枕元64.48
を以って63.39
ワクワク64.10
ダメ元64.89
蒸留64.71
鎮座64.20
偉大63.79
仕入れる64.21
用いる63.37
見渡す63.63
嫌い63.22
チュニック64.96
防止64.27
目的地63.63
その手63.34
逆さ64.64
羨ましい63.48
古謡63.99
割に63.65
アイスクリーム64.46
段階63.40
廓64.34
ディナーショー66.36
買い取る63.91
呆然63.67
直ぐにでも63.90
鳴く63.69
切り替える63.89
代物63.64
だの63.51
ご無沙汰64.40
何気なく54.23
店外55.53
崩す53.45
鉄53.09
快楽54.44
畳み掛ける54.64
訳にはいかない53.88

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