I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

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それよりも63.35
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こだわる64.12
いいぞ63.94
を以って63.39
迎えに来る64.73
集落63.34
偽装63.92
さかい65.01
リクエスト64.33
ラブリー65.60
鎮座64.20
野牡丹64.45
煮る64.57
切り替える63.89
ティーセット64.83
優しげ64.05
送り込む63.80
しなやか64.30
63.50
わけには行かない63.35
ご覧63.89
バリエーション64.56
ずっと62.68
怒号64.11
感動63.58
興味津々64.06
目玉64.13
仕入れる64.21
引き換え64.12
取り付ける64.23
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どちらかと言うと63.93
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敬意63.96
一人娘64.52
洗い物64.73
収入源64.85
儀式63.40
紅茶63.50
63.48
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更新63.27
暗闇63.45
エリア63.49
心の中63.40
くらいなら63.63
遭難63.37
お忍び64.34
射手63.08
いけない62.71
述べる63.41
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彗星64.97
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ざっくり64.34
ミニサイズ65.62
信号64.34
嫌い63.22
スラッシュ64.44
64.34
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務め63.69
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63.55
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思い込む63.91
喰らう63.34
プライド63.80
直ぐにでも63.90
タイトスカート65.62
手を取る64.53
大胆64.10
ガッツポーズ64.40
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別室54.33
政略結婚54.15
混雑54.48
詰め53.50
そうしたら53.96
と言うのに53.07
ヘルシー55.44

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