I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
如何なる13.97
不服14.23
お茶を入れる15.43
仮契約15.22
煌々14.54
馬小屋14.71
程々に14.17
バタバタ14.18
歩兵13.80
追い出し14.50
全店16.31
シュール14.48
鮮やか13.84
仲良し14.19
妙ちくりん15.81
本数14.85
表れる14.60
丸儲け15.85
補導15.57
猛特訓15.45
左に曲がる15.82
満足の行く15.58
束ね14.35
乞い15.29
三摩耶15.15
カッター14.28
閉ざす13.80
板状15.04
少数民族15.22
壮絶14.30
甲殻14.09
訳あり14.91
吸い上げ14.65
利ザヤ16.55
焼け焦げ14.85
無難13.98
流行り14.65
香典16.11
一大14.41
乗り物酔い15.17
ない交ぜ15.04
執り行う14.36
素養14.43
格闘技14.66
ヤクザ14.47
耕す14.36
そうすると13.89
お零れ14.85
肥料14.40
フランチャイズ15.95
カスタマイズ14.92
実入り14.74
攻撃対象14.94
風格14.36
恥ずかしながら14.62
グッドラック15.94
遊撃14.28
差し手13.97
セールストーク15.64
短刀14.20
その下に14.31
戦慄14.05
三本14.05
致命的13.78
海松菜15.81
野生13.95
カウントダウン14.65
達す13.99
働かす14.80
重ね合う15.22
充たす15.72
毎日のように14.24
お笑い芸人15.74
ずっしり14.71
煮え切らない14.99
香り立つ16.00
7つ14.86
見るから13.92
メス14.41
訴えかける14.74
重労働14.66
美声14.82
カゴ14.26
二の次14.62
有無を言わさず14.77
運転手14.47
400014.98
なし崩し15.05
着目14.99
面目14.60
皆様方14.60
端々14.18
言い切る13.95
見覚え14.11
寝ぼけ14.45
虚偽14.71
息の根14.78
中空14.40
お駄賃15.67
漁師14.13

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