I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
切り札13.78
極小14.66
立入禁止15.43
言葉責め15.78
強行突破14.83
ずれ14.10
拝する15.67
ヘビー14.91
13.89
種苗15.70
いだ14.46
段違い14.36
どきどき14.66
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
視線を落とす14.58
模様替え15.40
抜け目のない15.40
ツナギ15.24
いがみ合う14.96
ジョイント15.65
止むなく16.31
13.87
放り込み14.69
追い討ち14.78
マドモアゼル16.21
引き延ばす14.95
栽培14.01
稚拙14.72
伝票15.17
励み14.35
16.81
人海戦術14.89
連れだす16.04
辟易14.34
野バラ14.97
宿場町13.80
鉱石13.67
後ろ側15.04
行動をとる14.83
バーベキュー14.56
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
ぽっと出15.10
あれから13.70
話を振る14.75
若しや13.84
大き14.23
1勝15.66
天下14.30
書き取り15.36
行動範囲14.73
24時間14.83
民芸品15.66
メス犬16.23
大枠15.34
上半身裸14.77
13.94
安らぎ14.50
まっしぐら14.79
人間界14.44
名産品15.22
如何な14.48
懐に入る15.18
精力絶倫16.48
頭を抱える14.29
つなぎ止める15.34
剛性15.04
信仰心14.46
パターン13.74
たらしい14.18
被膜15.60
短縮14.07
震え上がる14.56
強盗14.39
濃厚14.12
じりじり14.23
言い出し14.32
遊撃14.28
パット14.88
非難13.84
偏狭16.11
日替わり14.85
計画的14.81
火の玉14.19
呻き声14.19
13.18
大多数14.25
海獣14.87
主導権14.31
愛おしい14.54
堕ちる14.04
独力14.89
年に一度14.58
停まる14.45
コメント14.11
走らせる14.16
ヘルメット14.46
侮辱14.05
通用口15.25
超越13.97
逆手14.34

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