I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
間髪いれず15.18
添付14.97
申し出で15.17
乗っ取る14.11
正気の沙汰ではない15.20
一人きり14.59
衛生的15.32
轟く14.23
ふっと13.77
作りだす14.57
自警15.24
時間稼ぎ13.97
惨殺14.75
フェー16.28
確立14.04
防犯14.57
無礼講14.92
方向性14.10
ガーリック15.62
悪循環14.90
14.42
持ちあわせ15.51
止むなく16.31
としたって15.08
宙に浮く14.88
打ち抜く14.58
プリーツ15.93
特例14.49
泣き顔14.62
御言葉14.94
詰め物15.30
ステテコ16.05
割と13.40
休暇14.04
博覧会15.43
身体能力13.57
脆弱14.37
眷属13.58
煙草14.21
最先端14.69
言い直す14.69
序盤14.30
映す13.98
お勘定15.73
現存14.68
釣り竿14.90
たたき起こす15.31
焼きつくす15.81
締り16.05
後ろ側15.04
シチュエーション14.31
気高い14.35
通達14.06
つけ根15.05
たおやか14.80
見切り14.37
出品物15.98
昼食後14.79
売れ残る15.05
取得13.58
故人14.72
具する17.59
講評15.97
家族連れ15.29
一見さん15.88
歌いだす15.86
必要不可欠14.38
要所14.63
凄惨14.30
招待客14.37
席上15.46
合点14.40
舞台袖15.15
甲殻14.09
14.60
売場15.79
明かし14.41
交付金17.29
乗り換え14.87
14.30
知らないふり15.09
小気味良い15.09
14.07
井戸端会議15.26
姪っ子15.18
癒す13.84
蓄える14.35
建材14.68
右から左へ15.15
一つ身15.99
14.57
口利き15.00
受託15.59
乾く14.24
生産品15.63
左半身15.00
高尚14.94
毛皮13.69
肌触り14.78
収支14.87

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