I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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保つ53.36
政略結婚54.15
上がり53.47
乗り越える53.64
ゆったり53.87
53.67
立方体54.75
お名前54.20
どれ程53.37
虐げる54.25
男装54.46
旅程54.89
地位53.45
本の53.66
お得意さま56.12
監査54.80
契約者54.21
とてもじゃないが54.51
垂れる54.07
したり53.12
リゾート54.83
飲食54.75
用心深い54.64
人達53.16
顔をしかめる54.38
馴染む53.96
に付け53.88
頑張れ53.70
伏せる53.75
手触り54.48
丸出し54.42
超低温56.20
火照る54.55
に関して52.91
申し入れ54.70
割り54.25
53.59
奥様53.67
第三者54.19
指導53.56
最上級54.20
屈強54.12
立ちあがる54.46
細長い54.13
或いは52.96
子なし53.78
じゃった53.78
手放す53.83
口々に53.95
正規54.13
寸前53.62
クズ53.86
日記54.14
振る舞い53.85
どうしたものか54.04
ハリセン54.92
53.95
密か53.73
飛び交う54.04
大混乱54.47
中継53.94
リリー53.46
算段54.19
凄まじい53.30
切れ53.38
身構える54.07
植物53.45
53.77
でっせ55.68
顔色53.47
次回53.48
脱ぎ捨てる54.37
実る54.32
担う53.72
紅潮54.32
年寄り54.29
湯沸かし55.80
やる気満々54.59
焼き付け54.76
下手53.26
53.49
たれ54.27
こう見えても54.65
大金54.00
世路53.93
拝見54.24
代行業56.55
お父様53.32
次元53.72
そうさ53.93
一台54.30
お願い致します54.20
策略54.41
鼻を鳴らす54.37
53.48
お返し54.00
思い思い54.31
徒輩54.95
くすぐる54.17

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