I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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持ち合わせ53.93
代替53.50
ライト53.55
なるほど52.67
53.28
奥方54.10
証明53.41
笑い飛ばす54.45
伏せる53.75
酔っぱらう54.71
53.83
切り替え53.89
アラサー55.22
神妙54.02
誕生53.78
大金54.00
闘う54.23
武装53.25
解説53.79
後頭部53.97
熱源54.91
人体54.15
誇り53.63
吊る54.40
53.59
隊列54.05
53.10
担う53.72
お休みなさい54.33
冷酷54.29
王族53.11
備忘録55.80
伸縮54.90
クソジジイ55.10
そんなところ53.92
たれ54.27
包み込む53.70
口々に53.95
恐怖症55.39
お洒落54.25
折れ53.68
あっという間に53.49
ダイニング54.61
53.67
53.67
53.22
ぞい54.53
アクセント54.67
狩る53.44
最上級54.20
下半身53.91
伊艦53.62
気丈54.44
ノリノリ54.47
否々53.79
質量54.00
投げつける53.78
性欲54.45
何事もなかったかのように54.37
総売上56.39
53.14
隠居54.13
バック54.05
共通53.78
ハンカチーフ55.47
目を向ける53.73
年寄り54.29
通じる53.42
手綱53.89
横目53.67
吹き飛ばす53.31
頼み53.67
60054.44
仕打ち54.35
争覇53.62
に関して52.91
商品名55.04
馴染む53.96
最中53.38
観光53.96
訪ねる53.68
年上53.70
音楽53.79
送り53.90
大混乱54.47
滅びる53.74
かなあ54.14
ジャックポット56.28
賭場54.77
妙齢54.64
であります53.78
振りまく54.31
切り捨て54.23
凄まじい53.30
魔界53.65
一台54.30
粒々55.54
新商品54.87
合法的54.85

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