I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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固い53.50
おぞましい54.11
試食54.08
包み込む53.70
旨54.04
シンガー56.10
回避52.93
一瞬にして53.88
にやにや54.25
後頭部53.97
楽団54.60
近寄る53.45
勅命54.67
したり53.12
登る53.59
申し入れ54.70
飛び交う54.04
解消53.69
三山54.20
観衆54.42
クズ53.86
客層54.91
倒れこむ54.61
おまけ53.96
放っておく54.13
撃ち込む54.01
舎弟54.96
代行業56.55
恐れる53.76
備わる54.13
採る53.99
質量54.00
任54.16
連動54.40
酔う53.78
畳み掛ける54.64
聞き耳を立てる55.22
そんなん53.98
大爆笑54.86
八53.40
ハンカチーフ55.47
とてもじゃないが54.51
突き刺さる53.46
工程54.24
至高54.33
鼻を鳴らす54.37
細やか53.95
仲53.42
切れない53.53
リゾート54.83
そうしたら53.96
サイン入り55.64
役に立つ53.45
再開53.61
打ち倒す54.27
下記54.02
お皿54.30
設計図54.25
全う54.18
持てる53.58
政略結婚54.15
粒々55.54
住居54.13
何事もなかったかのように54.37
細かい53.66
かもね53.90
堪らん54.63
詰め53.50
制限53.52
仕丁53.25
一層53.84
サンプル54.34
灰燼55.04
大混乱54.47
下半身53.91
保健室54.33
速い53.51
臨時収入55.10
最高級54.42
ボケ53.70
追い出す53.77
狩る53.44
崩す53.45
引っ込む54.05
誕生53.78
聡い54.08
かちり55.42
伊艦53.62
世路53.93
輪53.59
汚い53.84
胃散55.13
補足53.96
きっかけ53.69
拝見54.24
小芝居55.25
人達53.16
実る54.32
模54.01

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