I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
至福14.55
交わり14.96
罪深い14.64
入れ知恵14.88
奸計15.28
投げ込む14.33
跡継ぎ14.24
恥ずかしがる14.73
本宅15.14
封筒14.18
潰れる14.02
異議14.38
乗り物14.23
破顔14.45
称える14.46
口当たり14.97
手を叩く14.64
姿を表す15.43
格別14.50
恥さらし15.36
出掛15.08
過去形14.93
目からうろこ16.01
逆恨み14.57
名残14.36
聞きおぼえ16.20
両隣14.70
豊饒15.72
最後の手段14.64
一報14.35
わいわい14.67
全快14.41
産の飯17.42
割り振る14.28
15.44
乗用15.55
神憑16.39
ダンシング15.98
締まる14.71
ような気がする13.55
先王14.36
親玉14.54
視野の狭い16.12
杞憂14.21
オーバーオール15.69
救い主15.29
大儲け14.91
クリティカル14.47
預り15.61
普段使い15.20
ありったけ14.44
プロフェッショナル15.11
縛りあげる15.40
勢力拡大15.33
純然14.76
政治的14.00
輝く女性16.75
斜め上14.35
知れ渡る14.22
シャキーン15.66
13.81
濡れ手に粟16.10
雄々しい14.58
蓄積14.04
鉄は熱いうちに打て16.07
アプローチ14.31
前金14.88
駄々14.54
大気13.87
出没14.36
やつれる14.94
感謝の言葉もない15.90
フェー16.28
感極まる14.36
無礼者14.83
抉り取る15.46
手を握る14.47
時間制限14.70
軍服14.16
うつらうつら14.94
女給15.17
体裁14.37
以後14.10
一睡15.04
保身14.59
運休16.45
後々13.94
特産物15.23
不躾14.47
成れの果て14.75
斬り捨てる14.93
下らん14.69
不本意14.23
急展開14.94
意味ない14.50
すたすた14.52
聞き覚え14.02
約半分15.41
体ごと14.71
余剰14.53

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