I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ちょい待ち15.28
カシューナッツ16.24
一種13.64
精進14.42
流儀14.49
魔道師14.80
東端14.88
見やる13.65
虚しく14.33
神話13.86
合コン14.74
女らしい14.41
食い物14.34
圧死14.29
付き合いきれない15.65
ぶっちゃけ13.90
板子15.19
チラリズム15.30
ぎりぎり14.03
アイボリーホワイト16.55
香る14.62
復刻16.09
ふけ15.38
耕す14.36
倍加15.10
補完14.76
意識的14.59
詳しく13.53
先を行く14.88
ビクッと14.37
上記14.65
相打ち14.70
テクニック14.61
再興14.58
短時間13.94
制御系15.37
模様替え15.40
党14.00
目測14.78
戦慄14.05
高々14.14
墓場14.55
急ピッチ14.95
方向性14.10
涙声14.73
功13.95
バーベキュー14.56
筒二14.47
どっちか14.25
交える13.78
内張り15.96
がり14.31
機嫌がいい15.04
散歩がてら15.41
日課14.28
ベリー14.53
上り坂15.21
間合い13.58
サービス付き16.29
快活14.37
日時14.60
懲しめる16.53
海藻類16.07
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
ぺろっと15.36
柑橘14.87
不智15.04
面倒見がいい15.19
精力絶倫16.48
反対車線16.46
無かろう13.79
精力14.86
目頭14.70
魔方陣14.18
肌色14.69
即決14.75
大掛かり14.60
啄木鳥14.78
横槍を入れる15.52
分かったもんじゃない14.84
焼き物14.88
木工14.00
屠体15.07
グラウンド14.41
土壇場14.73
とは限らない13.88
舞台衣装16.20
有り合わせ15.91
誰が見ても14.57
生き物13.36
ここだけの話14.70
堕ちる14.04
持ち味15.11
たらしめる15.31
歴史上14.43
大真面目14.79
さばさば15.43
尻尾を出す15.71
いい具合に15.12
スマート14.58

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