I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
頻繁53.88
お名前54.20
飲食54.75
故に53.04
恐れる53.76
放っておく54.13
観衆54.42
愛す53.65
ダイニングテーブル55.24
54.80
寄り53.93
俯く53.57
53.89
銀色53.70
滅びる53.74
ならでは54.24
サークル54.28
銀髪53.77
詰め53.50
実の53.93
客層54.91
吹き飛ばす53.31
使命53.96
取り合い54.47
堪らん54.63
音もなく54.20
有る53.04
竜巻53.90
制する54.40
鼻を鳴らす54.37
溜まる53.63
生徒52.99
ショタ54.75
上手い53.50
徒輩54.95
伏せる53.75
サイン53.86
切り捨て54.23
繋ぐ53.47
炒め54.65
有料54.87
タルト54.59
生み出す53.25
そんなもん53.95
表示板56.13
商品名55.04
仕打ち54.35
或いは52.96
追徴課税56.34
質量54.00
53.98
何事もなかったかのように54.37
折る53.64
ヒモ54.76
ショーツ55.25
隊列54.05
実る54.32
下卑る54.57
あっという間に53.49
ショッピング55.02
拠点53.29
手先54.25
一丁54.83
叩きつける53.45
私ども54.29
乗り心地54.67
地位53.45
緩む53.73
たれ54.27
収まる53.44
備忘録55.80
理想53.63
誕生53.78
順番待ち54.79
そんなん53.98
見越し54.26
湧き54.01
小金55.09
ブチ切れ55.07
丸出し54.42
間違う53.21
着衣54.95
部隊52.88
渋い53.93
見られる53.60
愚直54.65
誇り53.63
クソジジイ55.10
予算53.81
植物53.45
おんぶ54.75
助け舟54.49
ど阿呆55.80
王族53.11
おまけ53.96
TS55.49
者ども54.63
政略結婚54.15
賭場54.77
細かい53.66

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