I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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美人53.43
サンプル54.34
詰め53.50
銘柄55.09
シンガー56.10
南側54.20
名産54.70
胃散55.13
人質53.66
発信54.59
焼き付け54.76
泣き出す54.80
オール54.17
争覇53.62
余韻54.29
過ぎ53.12
口々に53.95
仲間たち53.73
ボケ53.70
お休みなさい54.33
衣服53.77
故に53.04
不在53.86
粗利益56.55
質量54.00
私ども54.29
二日53.62
であります53.78
畳み掛ける54.64
大混乱54.47
念じる54.11
超低温56.20
サイン入り55.64
細長い54.13
選手53.68
異名54.04
冷える53.95
かなあ54.14
に基づき55.04
共通53.78
訳にはいかない53.88
一丁54.83
採る53.99
第三者54.19
飲食54.75
大全55.18
別館54.95
貼る53.82
味付け54.01
代行業56.55
請求54.34
快楽54.44
胡桃54.58
突き立てる53.87
そんなん53.98
燕54.14
男嫌い55.24
友達53.17
純粋53.41
翼竜54.52
細かい53.66
倒れこむ54.61
湧き54.01
喘ぎ声55.32
急ぐ53.42
ほれ53.95
小金55.09
合法的54.85
正規54.13
策略54.41
侵攻53.55
王族53.11
間違う53.21
エリート54.19
収穫53.65
愚直54.65
クソジジイ55.10
逃がす53.52
男装54.46
一息53.79
お願い致します54.20
有る53.04
引っ掛かる54.14
おっとり54.37
部隊52.88
人体54.15
南瓜54.67
小手54.72
本の53.66
取り込み54.43
監査54.80
ふくよか54.69
そんなもん53.95
ショタ54.75
ゆったり53.87
務まる54.37
じゃう54.07
賭場54.77
分かれ53.55

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