I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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追徴課税56.34
酔う53.78
53.83
緩む53.73
ハンマー53.88
立方体54.75
中継53.94
しゃがむ54.12
世路53.93
53.69
やる気満々54.59
切れない53.53
次元53.72
制限53.52
人前で54.25
であります53.78
黙り込む53.92
スイートルーム55.17
衣服53.77
総売上56.39
組み合わせ53.68
消滅53.49
持てる53.58
拠点53.29
一瞬にして53.88
53.14
侵攻53.55
至高54.33
溶け込む54.27
備わる54.13
不幸53.66
固い53.50
突き刺さる53.46
有る53.04
経過53.58
引っ掛かる54.14
浮く53.68
お中54.18
人体54.15
お得意さま56.12
形相54.03
申し入れ54.70
お返し54.00
塞ぐ53.51
用件53.80
小手54.72
頼むから54.23
タレ54.33
ブラジャー55.03
回避52.93
倉庫53.49
虐げる54.25
異名54.04
仕打ち54.35
司会者54.77
思い思い54.31
パック54.26
折れ53.68
制する54.40
急ぐ53.42
友達53.17
までも53.36
試食54.08
吐き気54.23
仲間たち53.73
ほれ53.95
信頼53.23
切れ53.38
承諾54.02
廃止54.70
ふくよか54.69
通り過ぎる53.65
ショッピング55.02
席を立つ54.37
理想53.63
密か53.73
設計図54.25
賠償金54.60
故に53.04
ショートパンツ55.03
舎弟54.96
詰め53.50
我が53.03
サイン53.86
泣き出す54.80
ライト53.55
冷酷54.29
あっという間に53.49
貼る53.82
1000万55.11
別館54.95
とかで53.66
別室54.33
仕留める53.40
破る53.43
追い出す53.77
酒類55.07
崩す53.45
砂浜54.07

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