I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
両隣り16.03
仕入れ値15.51
どちらかと言えば13.93
13.35
名産品15.22
遠方14.06
食後14.13
可愛がり15.02
板状15.04
メンツが揃う17.11
秩序14.14
ホの字16.23
原始的14.57
醍醐味14.77
ぶるぶる14.57
新月14.91
二人して14.25
傾げる13.21
長蛇の列15.10
力こぶ15.34
手頃14.44
二神14.37
順位14.23
時間がかかる13.81
意味ない14.50
嫌われ者15.01
拙作14.87
営業スマイル14.88
作業台14.57
パリン15.21
印象付ける15.34
鰹だし16.45
公開期間16.81
空を覆う15.26
鉄火丼16.39
顔ぶれ14.29
アンクレット15.50
大上段14.74
演舞15.02
手浴14.31
殴り倒す15.45
蒸しパン15.58
製造販売15.91
町娘14.91
横暴14.33
死刑判決15.86
三ヶ日17.29
一環14.08
フィールド13.70
交付15.66
体脂肪率15.93
威勢のいい14.91
業務委託16.46
回数13.91
オドオド15.02
体つき14.32
一枚上手15.27
ベッドルーム15.47
排除13.51
捕食13.84
表れ14.22
下町14.28
粉物15.93
住宅14.69
体裁14.37
げっぷ15.68
は種15.03
悩殺15.46
湧き出す15.11
耄碌15.01
ブリスケット17.59
正面切って14.89
オイル14.65
煮え切らない14.99
トップバッター15.67
大暴れ14.58
頭文字15.26
せっせと14.37
水入らず15.06
疑問が残る14.98
案内状16.00
人集め15.58
出羽15.14
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
収集14.11
急用14.83
偉いこっちゃ15.77
構築13.58
ボランティア14.75
速攻14.15
リターン14.66
手分け14.32
濡れタオル15.29
髪の毛13.78
公然わいせつ罪16.51
引き継ぎ14.52
早じまい16.69
イブニング16.55
秘密裏14.31
溺愛14.31

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