I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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最奥54.21
乱戦54.25
基本的に53.18
次元53.72
当時53.28
えー53.52
吐き気54.23
速い53.51
引っ込む54.05
トレイ54.31
脱ぎ捨てる54.37
大金54.00
乗り出す53.81
気になる53.19
景品54.77
ゆったり53.87
決着53.69
何事もなかったかのように54.37
では無いか53.43
拉致54.18
付いていく54.53
白衣54.17
に関して52.91
近寄る53.45
53.49
代替53.50
担う53.72
不達53.94
53.28
ご主人53.91
地位53.45
盛り上がり54.14
気丈54.44
美人53.43
ダイニングテーブル55.24
崩す53.45
訪ねる53.68
僕たち53.28
別室54.33
指導53.56
ノリノリ54.47
上がり53.47
木槌55.06
胃散55.13
とかで53.66
積極的53.62
ついて行く53.82
やだ53.69
汚い53.84
蜥蜴54.00
エロス55.20
レア53.64
下卑る54.57
併せて53.96
消滅53.49
舎弟54.96
働き53.64
繋ぐ53.47
云える53.55
お返し54.00
ショートパンツ55.03
ジャックポット56.28
ショタ54.75
契約書54.16
気味53.47
察す53.55
54.09
53.40
酔う53.78
53.39
研修54.44
取り付け54.05
ちょっかい54.15
80万55.74
周回54.56
密か53.73
宿場54.78
第三者54.19
我らが53.76
押して53.73
着せる53.98
お断り53.92
徒輩54.95
情報交換54.41
席を立つ54.37
的中54.43
南側54.20
揃え53.64
脅威53.41
出荷54.73
切り刻む54.17
堅苦しい54.25
肢体54.40
詰め53.50
何気なく54.23
祝儀55.13
指先53.46
正確53.19
炒め54.65

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