I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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に付け53.88
そうさ53.93
80万55.74
低下53.67
手触り54.48
に応じて53.95
臨時収入55.10
不自然53.62
名づける55.00
延長54.25
スカイ54.30
二兎53.75
倉庫53.49
抱き上げる53.94
経過53.58
厨房53.70
獲る54.06
頼み53.67
異名54.04
突き立てる53.87
叩きつける53.45
ここの所54.44
くすぐる54.17
愛す53.65
担う53.72
夏53.28
無垢54.38
禁呪54.00
ノリノリ54.47
別室54.33
下腹部54.80
模54.01
ビーチ54.98
一台54.30
隊列54.05
おまけ53.96
サイン53.86
ど阿呆55.80
早53.69
冷やし54.29
蜥蜴54.00
併せて53.96
景品54.77
緩む53.73
タルト54.59
バッチリ54.31
胡桃54.58
伸縮54.90
公民権56.72
私ども54.29
圧倒53.78
切れ53.38
乗り心地54.67
保つ53.36
60054.44
似る53.03
同53.98
勅命54.67
細長い54.13
七53.10
700055.34
ばっち来い55.87
持ち合わせ53.93
破る53.43
地位53.45
表示板56.13
武装53.25
バッグ53.94
溜まる53.63
浮かれる54.03
目を覚ます54.11
実る54.32
逆鱗54.51
エリート54.19
高53.14
収穫53.65
任54.16
冷酷54.29
用心深い54.64
春53.45
已める54.12
世路53.93
ついて行く53.82
踏み出す53.82
掘る53.59
そうしたら53.96
呼吸53.43
恐怖症55.39
狩る53.44
両脚54.75
狼53.02
溶け込む54.27
オール54.17
新商品54.87
鉄53.09
ストッキング55.13
凄まじい53.30
ブチ切れ55.07
無表情53.53

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