I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
グレーゾーン15.41
根強い14.81
好む13.80
それっぽい14.41
14.21
思案顔14.74
ボディガード15.22
鑑定料16.11
取っ付き15.51
穢多14.20
釣り竿14.90
話をする13.66
接点14.23
斬りかかる14.49
ジョイント15.65
食用14.47
豊満14.45
対決14.16
就職14.28
悲しげ14.23
ある意味では14.34
篤と14.82
薄衣15.10
程々に14.17
13.94
めったに見られない16.39
甲殻14.09
書き取り15.36
強行軍14.72
任意13.62
演技派15.50
売れ筋15.49
見積もり14.89
一人きり14.59
性分14.50
迫力13.80
飽きが来る15.96
産む13.79
締り16.05
2人共15.17
歯くそ15.06
作業台14.57
絶好調14.69
イエス14.44
優位性14.68
隅っこ14.42
見込み14.22
泊り14.79
控え室14.33
アウトドア15.26
あっち13.48
作り方13.95
酌む15.28
最低価格15.75
猛者13.76
付き添い14.32
持ってこい14.81
陣を張る15.65
可愛がり15.02
口ごもる14.37
判定13.99
外食14.81
依托14.68
頭を抱える14.29
何時かは13.89
心なしか14.07
スタリオン16.45
責任転嫁15.07
咀嚼14.15
来るべき14.79
後ろ盾14.11
快活14.37
浮き出る14.66
ボトル14.53
塡まる14.18
とあらば14.48
趣向14.59
13.83
トリ14.21
ナイト14.02
何処にも13.78
増大14.13
直ちに14.28
待ち遠しい14.71
一つづつ15.53
インフレーション15.95
奏でる14.08
生き体13.93
会心14.90
試合終了14.88
滅相14.94
内包14.26
感謝の念14.75
16.81
感じ取る13.58
特記事項15.07
止めに入る14.93
投擲13.57
だんだん13.78
罰せられる15.02

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