I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
カモフラージュ14.72
裏腹13.95
他人事14.01
ソファー13.69
性行為15.29
読み切り15.67
思いとどまる14.79
アホたれ16.53
一時休戦15.49
いい加減にしろ14.48
漲る14.30
木箱13.96
グラウンド14.41
直ちに14.28
潤う14.60
取捨16.17
傷付ける14.12
スティック14.88
満点14.44
三千14.21
竜の口15.27
スカイブルー15.65
現場検証15.64
超高速14.63
炎上14.49
貝14.21
懐疑的14.79
貫木15.38
囲い14.47
洒落14.43
どっこいしょ15.56
精進14.42
機嫌よく14.90
素っぴん15.31
揺り動かす15.13
地方13.49
老齢14.64
腹の中14.34
劇場14.18
物語る14.20
若しかすると13.71
呵々14.29
闇金融16.89
簡易化15.79
とくとく15.58
精神的13.59
安らぐ14.64
内包14.26
ラズベリー15.37
溢し14.08
最低ランク15.16
カゴ14.26
にっこり13.62
ふっくら14.62
劇13.91
術を使う14.85
正直者15.14
蹴る13.28
漢の中の漢16.34
講師14.26
職を探す16.31
負14.30
濡れ手に粟16.10
ご心配なく14.74
聞き流す14.07
公平性15.33
宝飾店15.45
ピンク13.89
有耶無耶14.86
お駄賃15.67
感覚的14.37
女給15.17
僣用15.70
補導15.57
委縮14.85
セールストーク15.64
閉ざす13.80
乗り物酔い15.17
逆提案16.89
照らしだす15.76
ソフト14.50
一睡15.04
中毒14.64
無理もない14.11
波乱14.38
エロ14.02
しどろもどろ14.50
気晴らし14.72
昼食後14.79
自主的14.60
善意14.18
内向き15.48
そうですが13.91
通用口15.25
二肥15.17
本音を言う15.31
単色15.33
振り出し15.17
ギミック14.57
染み14.05

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