I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
確立14.04
目も当てられない14.61
報う14.42
負かす14.51
えーと13.59
互角14.02
びら15.72
先約15.06
たげ14.39
門前14.54
いい迷惑15.18
お世辞にも14.55
弧を描く14.74
小道具14.94
茹で14.50
怒声14.02
閉じこもる14.46
剛性15.04
初代13.75
入り乱れる14.62
山吹15.71
働かせる14.19
工事中15.24
蜀15.59
花押15.73
バンバン14.55
異変13.77
出方14.39
隠蔽工作15.56
二段目15.42
忘れ形見15.13
赤む17.59
穴掘り14.97
演者15.12
接吻14.81
命令を下す14.75
宣戦布告14.24
会議場14.83
社交界14.02
きゃあきゃあ15.03
台数15.56
湧きあがる15.38
下火15.34
ソロ13.76
生き生き14.55
常温15.08
一文無し15.30
子宝15.12
真鍮14.91
通りかかる14.74
日常生活14.45
オイル14.65
廻る14.53
翌14.90
堕落14.48
尊顔14.94
今までどおり15.00
いつにも増して14.79
功労者14.63
七分丈15.81
タタキ15.70
耳障り14.41
しかして14.37
茶色い14.20
寄こす14.84
配列15.24
使用方法15.01
東西14.31
刳る14.72
お別れ14.19
政敵14.75
お勤め14.91
十字軍14.15
丈夫13.94
言い捨てる14.48
覚悟を決める14.53
安らぐ14.64
関わり13.90
宿舎14.16
真価14.48
星になる16.09
晩ごはん15.41
損になる15.59
蠢く13.98
書き上げる14.69
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
カランカラン15.26
後衛13.77
炭坑15.68
末恐ろしい14.88
名産地15.72
萌え14.33
血の巡りが悪い16.57
それはない14.11
気遣う13.89
一刀両断14.50
居候14.64
代名詞14.61
交通14.69
諸君14.03

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