I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
人質53.66
輸送53.85
小芝居55.25
暇つぶし54.34
断絶54.46
用件53.80
に基づき55.04
でっせ55.68
分かれ53.55
ハート53.84
武装53.25
契約書54.16
リゾート54.83
徒輩54.95
有料54.87
ショーツ55.25
後者53.86
着席54.38
賭場54.77
畳み掛ける54.64
已める54.12
ストッキング55.13
そうさ53.93
愛す53.65
指導53.56
惜しい53.67
ビーチ54.98
53.28
思惑53.62
54.80
周回54.56
わっと54.49
働き53.64
細やか53.95
脅威53.41
銅鑼55.00
男嫌い55.24
混雑54.48
景色53.49
53.59
舎弟54.96
ブルー53.77
上がり53.47
仕打ち54.35
後頭部53.97
アラサー55.22
下卑る54.57
通じる53.42
取り巻き53.86
タルト54.59
小金55.09
一丁54.83
到達53.53
成長53.04
中継53.94
スイートルーム55.17
おー53.71
どの道53.98
冷酷54.29
蜥蜴54.00
切れ53.38
乗り心地54.67
返答53.36
こう見えても54.65
兵力53.70
なるほど52.67
発信54.59
サークル54.28
我が53.03
続行54.25
着せる53.98
無防備53.82
広間53.65
えー53.52
おんぶ54.75
寸前53.62
策略54.41
53.52
侵攻53.55
来賓54.66
であります53.78
やだ53.69
過ぎ53.12
スッキリ54.24
第三者54.19
人前で54.25
役に立つ53.45
表示板56.13
突き刺さる53.46
お名前54.20
友達53.17
賠償金54.60
一層53.84
隠居54.13
部隊52.88
53.89
ヒモ54.76
前者54.06
奥様53.67
おぞましい54.11

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