I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
じゃろ54.25
地下53.08
已める54.12
お願い致します54.20
替え54.19
折れ53.68
何という53.57
淑女53.96
部隊52.88
ハンマー53.88
ショーツ55.25
53.77
手触り54.48
ミニスカ55.34
滅びる53.74
パック54.26
お名前54.20
先端53.65
銅鑼55.00
佐様54.55
助け舟54.49
見越し54.26
ハート53.84
と言うのに53.07
諦め53.28
お返し54.00
ハンカチーフ55.47
サイン入り55.64
53.39
この先53.52
民衆53.87
アクセント54.67
成長53.04
通じる53.42
審査員54.70
次回53.48
タイトル53.97
訝しむ54.62
ブチ切れ55.07
大金54.00
持ち合わせ53.93
務まる54.37
浮かれる54.03
味付け54.01
快楽54.44
景色53.49
担う53.72
取り巻き53.86
崩す53.45
恐怖症55.39
粗利益56.55
胃散55.13
翼竜54.52
どれ程53.37
レッド53.89
侵攻53.55
別室54.33
にやにや54.25
白身魚54.93
見合わせ53.87
時価55.52
併せて53.96
53.06
堪らん54.63
威力53.03
し合う54.30
したり53.12
照れ53.61
組織53.25
54.16
速い53.51
としたら53.18
続行54.25
採る53.99
我が53.03
者ども54.63
地点53.68
異名54.04
研修54.44
訪ねる53.68
でっせ55.68
クズ53.86
候補53.53
お洒落54.25
延長54.25
ノリノリ54.47
竜巻53.90
ビーチ54.98
不在53.86
惜しい53.67
粒々55.54
情報交換54.41
あい53.89
スカイ54.30
ぞい54.53
願い53.38
制する54.40
トング55.12
我らが53.76
魔界53.65

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