I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
平静を装う15.35
所業14.10
荷揚げ14.53
力をつける15.18
住みか15.19
忘れられない14.41
名案14.50
この期に及んで14.39
売場15.79
物種14.60
人里14.35
よろめく14.26
その気13.88
出て来る14.09
レバー14.44
連綿15.07
クマ13.43
ちやほや14.82
ソーサー14.94
災難14.47
利用者14.79
ちらつく14.51
社交界14.02
実しやか15.28
小猫15.33
鋭敏14.54
単発14.74
頑強14.34
待ちかまえる14.73
またまた14.50
形勢逆転15.33
噴き上げる15.36
びら15.72
挟撃作戦16.48
開発計画15.39
譲歩14.33
好んで14.10
回復薬13.83
ファイティングポーズ15.38
物陰14.28
分宿16.13
すぐそこ14.40
ケモナー15.29
言いふらす14.71
気味の悪い14.77
足を踏みいれる16.57
貸出15.18
いじめられっ子15.42
薄皮14.92
代名詞14.61
逆に言うと15.06
後継者14.01
ネック14.59
激昂14.17
仰天14.60
如何なもの14.56
維那14.76
北向き16.12
深い愛情15.33
ふっと13.77
加算13.61
せえへん15.43
ビギナー14.77
神々13.40
殴り倒す15.45
容疑者14.58
お邪魔します14.69
野原14.71
神様13.24
耳にする14.60
ろくな14.24
いやー13.81
二人して14.25
むっと14.47
ボード14.25
10時14.73
タイミング良く14.55
家財15.23
かと思うと13.80
タイルを張る17.29
抉り取る15.46
目星14.64
取捨16.17
帰属14.96
余剰14.53
全世界14.52
各自14.02
スラックス15.03
空を覆う15.26
封蝋14.83
かみ合う14.89
どうって事ない15.09
退出14.16
極み14.29
ポスター14.78
私自身13.95
潰れる14.02
我鳴る14.62
風除け15.29
殺傷能力14.83

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