I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
たい14.03
街路14.59
事後承諾15.19
はっちゃ14.97
トマト14.10
呼吸を合わせる15.75
不始末14.72
怖いもの知らず15.31
屈託14.72
二度あることは三度ある15.91
待ちかまえる14.73
天に唾する16.45
豊満14.45
やりがい14.91
さー13.76
ったらしい14.65
ってば13.84
勇気づける15.56
考え無し15.08
月長石16.15
執心14.70
手を煩わせる14.96
ふん縛る15.61
お待ちかね14.97
放り込み14.69
片腕14.02
二の足15.07
こよなく愛する15.43
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
封じ込める14.63
内陸14.73
手をとる15.51
けたたましい14.50
セオリー14.59
別物14.20
下味15.13
陸路14.61
ストーカー14.16
物の13.83
見知らぬ13.93
〃14.61
汗を流す15.02
恩を売る14.96
帰途に着く16.25
保障14.19
珍味15.06
連絡を取り合う15.31
現存14.68
隈14.59
首ったけ15.74
命を奪う14.46
力負け14.95
団13.18
マント13.54
一体感15.12
もみ洗い16.28
銀行14.30
満ちる13.25
ジョイント15.65
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
食事を摂る15.09
領収証16.45
抜刀14.37
軟らかい15.10
ランニングシャツ16.11
カス14.26
野うさぎ15.18
症状14.00
密集14.14
観14.30
害を及ぼす15.46
果ては14.43
釣り上げ14.70
ウインドウショッピング16.23
十分の一14.78
なくても良い14.50
徒に14.52
小道具14.94
堪えられない15.30
見切り14.37
人気のある14.88
形勢逆転15.33
渾身13.97
添付14.97
ガツガツ14.90
片足14.19
口をつぐむ14.89
お茶漬け15.48
悩殺15.46
誰がし16.05
スキル12.40
肩透かし14.85
長姉14.90
誘い込む14.59
調理方法15.12
無いと13.66
シャレにならない14.90
填める15.26
種苗15.70
暴力行為15.41

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