I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
日記54.14
狼53.02
地位53.45
お返し54.00
バック54.05
下手53.26
侵攻53.55
打ち倒す54.27
惜しい53.67
祝儀55.13
乱戦54.25
網53.84
表示板56.13
かなあ54.14
小芝居55.25
私ども54.29
南側54.20
そんなん53.98
ご丁寧54.28
湧き54.01
引っ込む54.05
ショーツ55.25
第三者54.19
生み出す53.25
うわあ54.03
返答53.36
旨54.04
仲53.42
消滅53.49
突き立てる53.87
ふらふら54.01
お願い致します54.20
最終的53.50
細やか53.95
湯沸かし55.80
リゾート54.83
諦め53.28
俯く53.57
細かい53.66
脇53.52
武装53.25
でっせ55.68
浮く53.68
バッチリ54.31
同伴54.53
周回54.56
粗利益56.55
人前で54.25
別室54.33
理想53.63
ご主人53.91
親族54.12
きな臭い54.66
仕打ち54.35
過ぎ53.12
真似53.12
投げ53.43
今朝53.77
口にする53.30
後者53.86
早53.69
飲食54.75
男嫌い55.24
翼竜54.52
下卑る54.57
木槌55.06
滅びる53.74
やだ53.69
虐げる54.25
照れ53.61
胡桃54.58
併せて53.96
一瞬にして53.88
ブラジャー55.03
燕54.14
詰め53.50
クソジジイ55.10
無防備53.82
粒々55.54
あっという間に53.49
純粋53.41
倉庫53.49
に基づき55.04
部隊52.88
スカイ54.30
お越し54.30
タイトル53.97
スッキリ54.24
伸縮54.90
廃止54.70
突き刺さる53.46
熱源54.91
旅程54.89
実の53.93
美人53.43
草むら54.45
未53.83
伯母さん53.90
中華まん55.79
順に54.01

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