I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ギシアン56.00
食わせる54.29
シンガー56.10
察す53.55
威力53.03
不在53.86
白身魚54.93
就任54.22
ほれ53.95
宿場54.78
冷やし54.29
でっせ55.68
臨時収入55.10
パック54.26
どれ程53.37
おっとり54.37
断絶54.46
全う54.18
ついて行く53.82
固い53.50
何気なく54.23
モチーフ54.58
人前で54.25
工程54.24
クソジジイ55.10
普段から53.83
に基づき55.04
ミニスカ55.34
間違う53.21
本の53.66
ダイニングテーブル55.24
グランドオープン56.69
切れない53.53
備わる54.13
呆気にとられる54.93
挙手54.49
採る53.99
基本的に53.18
地下53.08
投げつける53.78
54.01
見合わせ53.87
試食54.08
働き53.64
お安いご用55.42
一画54.72
我らが53.76
逆鱗54.51
合法的54.85
どの道53.98
54.80
母親53.18
53.39
53.84
この先53.52
見渡し53.86
灰燼55.04
エリート54.19
銀色53.70
最中53.38
滅びる53.74
周回54.56
目を覚ます54.11
拉致54.18
追跡53.63
ヘルシー55.44
奥方54.10
着席54.38
リリー53.46
二兎53.75
決着53.69
数千54.09
召使54.97
54.16
理想53.63
祝儀55.13
何事もなかったかのように54.37
浮く53.68
トラウマ53.95
謝肉祭55.92
無防備53.82
ノリノリ54.47
ヒモ54.76
活用53.83
顔色53.47
南瓜54.67
圧倒53.78
手を振る54.02
し合う54.30
凄まじい53.30
性欲54.45
用心深い54.64
畳み掛ける54.64
妖艶54.23
伊艦53.62
53.83
身構える54.07
追撃53.60
53.68
と言うのに53.07

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