I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
瑕疵14.99
今のまま14.14
強盗14.39
ポリス15.12
立憲君主制15.78
食らわせる14.55
幾重15.02
仰るとおり14.84
特長15.51
弔意15.70
流出14.43
民草14.78
丁目15.04
抜け出す13.74
晩餐13.99
嘆息13.95
おおよそ13.85
吸い上げ14.65
気質14.16
絶好調14.69
増して13.73
コンサルタント15.76
色香14.66
手を引く14.72
メインキャラクター15.93
履帯15.15
違約16.35
遙か13.87
男性客15.14
置き忘れる15.20
毛皮13.69
嘘つき14.47
聞き慣れた14.67
見当たる14.19
カット紙15.12
薀蓄15.66
足手まとい14.29
蹴る13.28
立ち上り15.01
縁談14.10
名産品15.22
浮きあがる16.04
反し14.48
すっきり14.03
在住13.96
抑え込む14.17
勧誘14.00
円滑14.62
伝票15.17
料理酒15.93
浮遊13.74
寝泊まり14.40
13.92
迸り14.75
書き取り15.36
本末転倒14.44
楽府14.77
欠航13.74
付け焼刃15.09
準備中14.79
吐き気がする14.98
生き物13.36
ひと段落14.74
空き家14.70
カウベル15.93
くぎ付け15.64
ほうほう14.47
地区13.99
薄情14.54
ジャンル14.28
名声14.26
杞憂14.21
金玉15.55
悪循環14.90
って言うか13.52
足げ16.66
肥料14.40
立ち入り禁止14.64
遠方14.06
鰹だし16.45
名産地15.72
簡単に言うと14.57
南向き15.86
さらり14.08
意味ない14.50
遠さ15.52
香り立つ16.00
新天地14.85
歯が立たない14.92
外食14.81
指揮官13.53
人それぞれ14.41
一頭14.17
職を探す16.31
香る14.62
成り行き14.10
クレーム14.78
やない14.25
極み14.29
思い上がる14.80

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