I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
くぎ付け15.64
金銭問題16.32
手合15.43
あぁ12.97
夜気15.10
プレゼンター16.31
万事休す15.20
涙する15.10
ボディブロー15.40
思いもよらない14.86
立憲君主制15.78
消化14.12
でなければならない14.64
徒に14.52
空き巣15.21
塁13.70
園14.44
問い正す16.23
一巻の終わり15.91
平ら14.49
貸し切り状態15.78
無実14.54
極楽15.02
指図14.71
濡れ手に粟16.10
盛んに14.65
挟み込む14.53
足げ16.66
済まなそう14.88
疑念14.04
根回し14.30
注釈14.74
平和協定16.39
呑む13.66
後述15.37
売れ残る15.05
一目散に14.38
致命傷13.81
偉いこっちゃ15.77
反故14.82
儲ける14.54
食費14.58
人が悪い15.09
据える14.01
内意15.02
伊達14.06
成就14.50
名指し14.62
子弟14.42
立ち直り14.78
ひと段落14.74
可哀想に14.39
あと口15.97
経験を積む14.94
私邸15.36
足手まとい14.29
塗りたくる14.94
日当たりの良い15.49
薄らぐ15.05
囲い14.47
何ごと15.10
チーム戦15.13
目撃情報14.65
意味ない14.50
タコ殴り15.18
重ね合う15.22
窓越し15.02
結果論14.87
スラックス15.03
抜け出す13.74
近衛13.44
ワンツー15.56
取り決める15.20
ホの字16.23
鼓膜14.35
当の本人14.31
果して14.34
殺陣15.50
発情14.85
万一のため16.07
途方に暮れる15.13
詰め物15.30
息せき切る15.26
控えめ13.92
祭壇13.90
小袖15.18
民草14.78
アンティーク14.90
カッコ14.22
見込み14.22
案じる14.03
ゴング15.08
共感14.13
マッチョ14.47
先制14.43
聡明14.24
に決まっている14.04
我関せず14.72
静める14.84
賛成13.71

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