I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
魔界53.65
今夜53.57
緩む53.73
凄まじい53.30
美人53.43
中継53.94
持てる53.58
詰め53.50
では無いか53.43
アラサー55.22
日記54.14
回避52.93
逆鱗54.51
観衆54.42
我らが53.76
候補53.53
上手い53.50
通り過ぎる53.65
人間型55.32
途54.80
思い思い54.31
有る53.04
総額55.02
そうこうしている内に54.33
承諾54.02
銘柄55.09
全開54.03
打ち53.63
えー53.52
一層53.84
共通53.78
併せて53.96
植物53.45
働き53.64
勅命54.67
包み込む53.70
性欲54.45
景品54.77
恐れる53.76
人達53.16
下卑る54.57
寸前53.62
役に立つ53.45
鼻を鳴らす54.37
竜巻53.90
使い方53.53
ご挨拶54.10
賭場54.77
別館54.95
制する54.40
保つ53.36
切り刻む54.17
死刑54.37
屈強54.12
オール54.17
男嫌い55.24
にやにや54.25
神妙54.02
お休みなさい54.33
取り分54.54
盛大53.60
年寄り54.29
ならでは54.24
発信54.59
名礼53.69
に応じて53.95
湯沸かし55.80
お中54.18
替え54.19
サイン入り55.64
無表情53.53
別室54.33
解説53.79
白身魚54.93
までも53.36
そんなもん53.95
か否か54.27
単打53.87
ご丁寧54.28
倉庫53.49
割り54.25
引っ掛かる54.14
工程54.24
仲間たち53.73
繋ぐ53.47
切り捨て54.23
率直54.20
続々54.22
1000万55.11
諦め53.28
頼むから54.23
闊歩54.49
小芝居55.25
としたら53.18
世路53.93
とかで53.66
頻繁53.88
住居54.13
おっとり54.37
密か53.73

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