I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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ど阿呆55.80
賭場54.77
赤毛54.00
倒れこむ54.61
トング55.12
手先54.25
追い出す53.77
そんなん53.98
断絶54.46
一息53.79
取り付け54.05
笑い飛ばす54.45
崩す53.45
何という53.57
お返し54.00
詰め53.50
53.89
竟に53.29
ショタ54.75
かなあ54.14
廃止54.70
泣き出す54.80
横目53.67
代替53.50
快楽54.44
銀髪53.77
連動54.40
似る53.03
工程54.24
沸き起こる54.70
60054.44
順に54.01
逆鱗54.51
順番待ち54.79
にやにや54.25
人達53.16
別室54.33
申し入れ54.70
エロス55.20
酔っぱらう54.71
気になる53.19
やがて53.09
採る53.99
承諾54.02
53.09
口々に53.95
単打53.87
已める54.12
一層53.84
冷える53.95
ハリセン54.92
通り過ぎる53.65
合理的54.26
店長53.99
活用53.83
仕打ち54.35
見合わせ53.87
跳ね返す54.42
再開53.61
下手53.26
どれ程53.37
当時53.28
全う54.18
普段から53.83
逐一54.61
喘ぎ声55.32
シンガー56.10
馴染む53.96
きな臭い54.66
舎弟54.96
畳み掛ける54.64
灰燼55.04
燃料54.07
ハンマー53.88
地位53.45
手放す53.83
放っておく54.13
取り合い54.47
上手い53.50
待ち合わせ54.19
ダイニング54.61
味付け54.01
積極的53.62
監査54.80
大金54.00
年上53.70
速い53.51
掘る53.59
目を覚ます54.11
両脚54.75
拝見54.24
音楽53.79
そうさ53.93
算段54.19
取り分54.54
繋ぐ53.47
予測53.60
世路53.93
手を振る54.02

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