I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
二度あることは三度ある15.91
ハンター13.70
13.61
所業14.10
に限らず14.24
立ち入り禁止14.64
ハンケチ15.87
輝く女性16.75
償い14.62
見舞い14.38
帰属14.96
宙に浮く14.88
神の言葉15.08
無駄使い15.31
しゃぶる15.01
リスキー15.21
遊撃14.28
市松模様16.24
ガシガシ14.80
憑かれる14.47
好いこと14.98
統制14.29
全身浴17.29
お馬さん14.96
パフォーマンス14.51
付いてくる14.30
お代14.74
損害14.06
気がつくと14.57
接吻14.81
快活14.37
平気で14.11
愚痴13.88
アリバイ作り15.91
真贋15.23
黒金剛石17.29
寛容14.40
暗黙14.90
内野14.95
回復薬13.83
14.76
頑丈13.66
一抹14.52
貝殻14.71
13.53
九人14.62
後足15.36
自治権15.26
バラスト15.63
抑止力14.62
心ここにあらず15.09
値付け15.48
決着をつける14.67
あふれ出す15.10
15.09
でれ14.63
がやがや15.08
精査14.55
たわわ15.04
部屋着14.83
売値15.05
反省会14.77
匍う14.68
カテゴリー14.69
少年少女14.41
本宅15.14
水死体15.61
堪る14.19
反映14.16
好む13.80
14.08
和紙15.10
託児所15.46
食感14.06
職を探す16.31
命が惜しければ15.52
長いこと14.40
遠方14.06
儀仗隊16.51
母親らしい15.60
言葉に詰まる14.53
14.05
打つ手がない15.33
プロフェッショナル15.11
ご注意下さい15.28
促進14.60
風流15.08
馬鹿面15.88
生易しい14.77
表れ14.22
明け暮れ14.83
ええん14.57
問題提起15.64
やったら13.99
お転婆14.65
詰めよる16.31
走り出す13.62
そのような中15.75
エスカレート14.93
出品者15.37

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