I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
使命53.96
鉄球44.27
砕け43.75
馬鹿野郎44.46
吭43.81
現われる44.49
お陰44.09
ボーイ44.95
給排水46.81
権威44.01
手応え44.02
候補者44.41
絶句43.79
彫43.87
アイソレーション45.87
手にする44.13
選択式45.72
合羽45.37
拵える44.86
対処43.29
道路44.07
一見43.66
概要44.30
計44.12
消え去る43.85
まあいいか44.36
気安い44.05
捌く44.09
コロコロ44.45
バチン45.16
外出44.05
恰幅44.62
風情43.99
頼もしい43.76
子どもたち44.07
抱きかかえる44.72
フライ44.12
形見44.58
問いただす44.34
紅いも46.85
夫43.35
要請43.74
どれ43.75
立ち並ぶ44.08
クローズ45.51
泊まる43.62
知れる43.41
どの様に43.74
さぞ44.24
開設44.99
役立たず44.34
しらばっくれる45.30
ややこしい44.11
溺れる44.07
勢い良く44.14
腰掛け44.00
目ぼしい44.57
営む44.40
姉妹43.57
中断43.88
物品44.31
こっそり43.49
チェンジ43.86
大騒ぎ43.99
なりに44.03
持ちかける44.16
一組44.20
されるがまま44.74
遙かに43.80
下位層45.21
盗む43.61
甚い43.90
覆い43.78
付き添う44.14
文化43.71
物42.51
ライブ44.15
幼子43.94
さり気43.88
クローズド45.74
石材44.35
新製品45.23
1944.13
高が43.91
嵌める43.96
軍団43.66
隣人44.62
兼43.80
眼光43.95
脳漿45.02
替る45.49
物騒43.84
真っ先に43.65
雷撃43.92
ダンサー44.99
朝っぱらから44.77
先遣隊44.63
本来なら43.43
口腔44.78
原資45.68

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