I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
回避52.93
覆い43.78
お届け44.64
素っ気ない44.50
一直線43.87
苛める44.48
43.87
美味しそう43.73
ホント43.58
素通り44.42
44.12
様相44.02
手にする44.13
ランジェリー45.59
高まる43.87
紅いも46.85
奮発44.82
帰す43.93
四つ43.81
痴話喧嘩45.06
恰幅44.62
通信43.44
見回す43.29
粒子43.87
先程から44.18
いっちょ44.81
脅かす44.14
熱心43.89
ぽっくり45.45
天然43.94
舞い44.05
砕け43.75
香辛料44.12
男子禁制45.24
朝食後44.74
びびり44.81
打ち破る44.15
絶望43.38
実際43.06
随一44.45
中ボス44.79
不意44.17
しつこい43.90
寂しい43.33
寝かす44.34
不公平44.50
廃家44.50
引き渡し44.48
拡大43.61
情熱的44.64
木炭44.89
犢鼻褌44.77
羽根44.08
怪我43.13
聞き耳44.38
売り子44.74
背嚢44.70
南端44.80
朝っぱらから44.77
口腔44.78
二位43.39
落とし前44.99
取り扱う44.38
漏れ43.65
同然43.78
下らない43.81
どく43.97
写る44.38
峨々44.00
そうでなければ44.03
あらゆる43.50
製造43.89
誓う43.69
役立たず44.34
付き添う44.14
に似て43.66
閣下43.41
チェンジ43.86
脳天44.33
コンボ44.51
その度43.84
幼子43.94
調理43.65
延ばす44.50
抱え手44.56
フリル44.45
引っ詰め45.52
主催者44.54
後片付け44.42
剥奪44.36
宴会場44.94
甘辛い45.07
好感44.36
エリマキ46.59
悲しい43.34
一回転44.41
十人43.89
傍系45.08
酸っぱい44.40
染み込む44.33

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