I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
物干し15.89
めでたしめでたし15.01
濃厚14.12
レバー14.44
友情13.99
パラソル15.16
被膜15.60
謝り14.17
天真爛漫14.76
印象的14.26
常温15.08
流れ出る14.37
補う13.95
暴力行為15.41
真っ二つに13.97
賛成派15.36
オーソドックス14.79
模索14.22
検収17.29
申告14.69
存在意義14.54
寛容14.40
不満点15.86
床板14.82
僣用15.70
体勢13.40
落とし穴14.04
裂け目14.56
体の良い15.57
殺人罪15.68
弱肉強食14.66
尽かす14.87
やない14.25
クラブ14.44
海鮮14.73
ビシッと14.49
物がある13.46
気疲れ14.87
弱体化14.18
和む14.27
境遇14.09
焦がす14.50
唆す14.69
不自由14.07
ライトニング14.89
豪気15.06
出そろう15.48
生む13.81
大きすぎる14.25
祈念14.76
低価格15.50
町中14.30
ソムリエ15.65
月夜14.56
ロールプレイング16.09
老年15.26
区別14.02
廃る15.18
取りまとめる15.10
愚痴13.88
意思疎通14.23
手四14.23
免疫14.73
不興14.73
裸芽13.78
直立14.58
鯢波16.48
2人きり14.81
10人14.33
歩道14.87
さぼる14.72
防衛力15.00
引き金を引く14.78
重荷14.56
反乱軍14.00
流麗14.62
老齢14.64
自治権15.26
如何わしい14.75
山積み14.37
街はずれ15.94
雑貨店15.08
当店14.89
一食15.08
ピクリとも動かない14.77
早速ですが14.90
生き物13.36
コック14.65
収集14.11
15.81
発布15.34
弱い者14.73
けたたましい14.50
問題提起15.64
二段目15.42
若しも13.42
李下に冠を正さず16.69
ダッシュ13.84
息を整える14.86
真鍮製15.65

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