I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ここだけの話14.70
なだらか14.67
昼時14.85
症状14.00
暴行14.54
チラチラ14.14
佇まい14.35
叔父さま15.90
折りたたみ15.24
アンテナ14.77
入場口15.46
おめでとう13.91
二筑15.35
ぶっ叩く15.60
別荘地15.55
さよなら14.48
憎む14.00
片付く14.08
等間隔14.61
コラボ15.06
横糸15.93
危機感14.01
取り組み15.01
タレ目15.41
お手本14.59
復刻16.09
悪戯っぽい14.64
ちわー15.81
笑止千万15.69
裏地15.15
見知らぬ13.93
盛り14.31
恐れがある14.40
三千14.21
徴用15.10
処置13.99
視点13.59
会議場14.83
住宅用16.55
三摩耶15.15
14.05
客室14.17
10人14.33
背の高さ15.08
理系15.09
悲歌14.75
褒め言葉14.39
賞賛14.01
発令14.79
心遣い14.43
カン14.19
トラップ14.01
中心部14.06
運指15.86
審判役15.10
目障り14.52
持ちこむ14.99
流れ出る14.37
踏み台14.52
腐食14.50
脱走者15.62
平和裏15.81
秘部16.01
口をつぐむ14.89
モミジ14.66
亡くす14.05
伝う13.97
光栄13.87
その場その場15.44
途切れる13.95
命を絶つ15.24
ご協力14.55
かえ14.40
二の次14.62
ガラス13.67
法律的15.54
1冊15.27
異変13.77
不細工14.65
それ相応14.25
火口14.44
真空14.50
百万14.28
身を寄せる14.97
泊地15.98
増産14.59
すれ違う13.95
武者震い15.07
柳に風15.60
工場13.99
自殺14.10
出場14.02
深海14.52
薄々14.22
違約金条項17.59
お疲れ様13.73
居なくなる14.05
極小14.66
裏腹13.95
無価値14.86

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