I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
人口密度15.09
褥15.42
疑問点14.99
ネタばらし15.31
言葉をかける14.63
持ち替える14.49
最後方15.33
頭が回る15.03
混入14.87
リア充14.39
境遇14.09
理解不能14.53
納税義務16.51
家族連れ15.29
あたふた14.52
常道15.03
委託販売15.95
満員御礼15.44
一丁前15.21
どこの馬の骨15.00
タナボタ16.51
均一化15.58
使い道14.00
賭け事14.81
跳ね上げ14.62
かも知れず15.07
表彰式14.93
利息15.08
カシューナッツ16.24
水田14.88
力む14.60
一握り14.74
凄惨14.30
媒体14.50
随行14.74
お祈り14.35
退ける13.79
丁目15.04
体内13.59
一つも13.83
近郊14.43
肌触り14.78
長方形14.52
視点13.59
どっこいしょ15.56
新陳代謝15.49
紆余15.41
弁当13.94
十分の一14.78
託言15.79
触覚14.65
間々ある14.87
息せき切る15.26
浮きあがる16.04
でなければならない14.64
泳がす15.64
訴えかける14.74
できる限り14.09
燃えさかる15.07
アクティブ14.03
錯乱14.51
加算13.61
熱量14.32
起き上がる13.63
遠さ15.52
退る14.37
驚くべき14.09
青み15.21
和らげる14.28
滞在費15.48
お笑い芸人15.74
釣り竿14.90
捕らわれる14.84
幼馴染13.65
砲台14.58
サラリーマン14.56
廃墟14.10
戦友14.38
苛立つ13.97
全面的14.23
マドモアゼル16.21
溜め込む14.23
塡まる14.18
外出中15.51
住みか15.19
起し14.92
クイズ14.92
着せ替え人形15.08
再興14.58
に決まっている14.04
飛びこむ14.81
魚網16.89
組み立てる14.62
迫力13.80
棲む14.38
二筑15.35
人望14.49
知らんけど14.70
酌む15.28
長話14.78

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