I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
襲う782.75
ええ782.61
内782.69
刺刀773.16
勲772.66
波動772.63
髪772.71
ながらも772.88
交ず772.82
訪れる773.20
以外772.55
今度772.69
とりあえず772.73
時に762.57
内容762.74
足762.57
心配762.58
黒762.77
父762.83
とも762.37
ありがとう762.86
未だ762.14
専用763.53
飛燕755.05
ことが出来る752.88
一緒に752.46
理解752.49
三礼754.63
自由753.33
衣装753.47
隠れ家754.26
一人742.46
終わる742.44
済ませる743.29
会場743.33
1人743.47
親方743.75
型733.01
仕事732.50
最初732.54
罠723.13
ボク723.12
叫ぶ722.93
何故722.62
歳722.78
蒸し714.65
と言うのは712.57
各々713.77
放つ712.58
冷静713.16
入れ712.71
目線703.61
サイズ703.36
両手702.91
連れて702.86
税務官705.65
宴703.61
瞳702.67
カップ703.61
朝食703.36
夕食703.39
少し692.13
質問692.94
同じ692.31
美しい692.99
そっと693.14
巴豆692.47
よりも682.48
とか682.08
失う682.75
お前ら683.22
村672.56
料理672.62
奥672.86
さあ673.10
全身672.97
色々672.52
テーブル673.02
空672.69
開始673.07
によって662.54
紹介663.20
十分662.75
コマンド664.67
思わず662.73
日662.53
悪い662.37
返す662.90
貰う662.51
背663.00
問題662.39
時652.26
獣652.86
特に652.62
仕様652.43
作る652.24
下土652.58
呟く652.77
横653.21
皆さま654.20

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