I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
片付く14.08
笑い話14.52
極まれ15.60
野次14.93
喪中15.99
無条件14.31
つけ置き16.89
涙声14.73
嫌々14.67
せられる13.68
ピスタチオ15.81
夏草15.75
がれ13.99
調子がいい15.04
せえへん15.43
譲渡14.30
抜け目ない15.39
遙か13.87
街はずれ15.94
尽かす14.87
大都市14.46
再興14.58
爆風14.15
立ち代わる15.90
心に残る15.50
割り振る14.28
嘯く14.55
本命13.97
兎にも角にも14.52
山形14.90
使いで14.56
こよなく愛する15.43
家来14.88
色彩14.29
左肩14.31
小袖15.18
熱伝導16.02
賞品14.62
顕14.49
取りなし15.00
日替わり14.85
所用14.93
サクッ14.48
あっちゃ14.97
自ら進んで15.18
女性客15.07
体液14.22
肌で感じる15.17
和紙15.10
意欲14.46
永い14.62
人出14.66
頭いい15.03
見張る13.81
肩透かし14.85
べし15.07
人参14.52
賭ける13.99
間髪容れず15.63
封14.05
手描き15.71
かいま見る15.89
棟梁14.60
容14.12
荷さばき16.34
明かりを消す15.93
テンプレ14.36
筆14.31
真鍮14.91
食費14.58
和平協定16.07
売名行為16.27
泳がす15.64
泣き顔14.62
欄14.08
ウッドペッカー17.29
ひど過ぎる15.15
それにしても13.12
それすら14.05
暗算15.12
何だっけ14.24
名残14.36
それどころか13.58
見に来る14.81
軋み14.49
縁談14.10
魚網16.89
無口14.35
通販15.02
できる限り14.09
挟み込む14.53
それどころじゃない14.61
本質13.95
人間界14.44
専門用語15.15
目隠し14.46
焼き入れ15.40
悖理14.63
均等14.57
毀れ14.33

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