I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
新生44.55
通称44.05
頼もしい43.76
一軒44.39
肩を落とす44.28
資材44.06
熟す43.95
上段44.27
後から43.69
付帯45.67
空き地44.51
何日か44.53
いいえ43.41
あらゆる43.50
仕える43.48
目指し43.53
解錠44.91
要請43.74
苛める44.48
導く43.63
何ら43.85
商談44.30
しか無い44.07
強大43.66
筬45.18
鳥竜46.09
早め43.69
朝食後44.74
肝43.97
映える44.13
威高43.54
引っ43.62
両眼45.01
その度43.84
舞い44.05
当然のこと43.82
定める44.00
下ろし43.52
日数44.23
分野44.00
シャドウ44.30
はためく44.33
実際43.06
お約束44.07
刺客44.14
薄笑い44.96
じ43.54
雷撃43.92
敗北43.56
必殺43.94
兼43.80
痴話喧嘩45.06
引きずり44.25
色気44.06
勢力43.53
持ちかける44.16
たる43.17
結婚42.95
見入る44.39
共存44.33
どれ43.75
どの様に43.74
香辛料44.12
伝い44.51
鳴き声43.63
小刀44.18
単語43.67
無さそう43.37
日持ち44.79
とうとう43.70
下級43.78
しつこい43.90
直営45.39
王妃43.29
ヒント44.04
飛び立つ44.05
また借り45.23
切らす44.11
休みなく45.11
体制43.81
十字に45.03
ところから43.78
右足43.99
娯楽44.05
そこそこ43.46
えげつない44.42
管轄44.38
統べる44.06
踏ん張る44.28
延ばす44.50
ダンサー44.99
気安い44.05
撃退43.82
ネコ科45.26
談義44.83
建設中45.10
拵える44.86
案43.57
揺る43.68
ドキドキ43.90

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