I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
無きゃ43.95
計画通り44.57
ここに来て43.84
バチン45.16
達成43.61
下らない43.81
浅い43.66
丁度43.59
43.62
ツッコミ43.52
持ってくる43.93
一通44.50
儀礼的45.21
替る45.49
43.31
降りかかる44.53
頑張ろう44.05
醜い43.92
必要ない43.67
告白43.52
されるがまま44.74
赤熱44.71
寝床44.05
小刀44.18
凝視43.85
咳払い43.92
テーマ44.40
振るう43.18
43.82
トライフル46.78
長の43.60
巨体43.50
素通り44.42
手狭44.72
舞踏44.56
殺戮43.92
泊まる43.62
分野44.00
ぽっくり45.45
熱々44.61
抱え手44.56
4千45.60
飛んだ43.76
アームカバー46.32
父母44.27
一括44.75
禁じる44.01
指定単44.13
見解44.11
滑る43.72
瞬く間に43.83
飛び込み44.37
マスコット44.73
海鼠子45.38
石材44.35
拡大43.61
所では43.87
舞い44.05
電流44.48
お兄ちゃん43.29
ああん44.56
45.42
また借り45.23
90044.96
43.55
さぞ44.24
カミングアウト44.95
住宅地45.22
農産物45.20
北方43.90
44.32
次第に43.63
46.22
抗議43.70
どっか43.81
笑い転げる44.88
推薦44.13
落とし前44.99
ピンク色44.23
ばらす44.50
不敵43.91
形見44.58
大負け45.84
こんな風に43.80
押し付け43.70
ちゃいます44.08
香辛料44.12
南端44.80
手応え44.02
必殺43.94
仕える43.48
ひっくり返る44.23
聞きつける44.13
寂しい43.33
付帯45.67
朝食後44.74
ホント43.58
要請43.74
出処44.23
カツアゲ45.24

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