I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ところから43.78
捕える44.11
せい42.98
一団43.81
43.88
本来なら43.43
飛び立つ44.05
に基づいて44.71
よお44.08
ストローハット46.64
一列44.45
組み込む43.88
飛んだ43.76
合羽45.37
見入る44.39
白髪43.98
訴え43.74
ボイラー45.50
来店44.82
この様43.25
莫迦44.02
42.51
ほら穴45.68
一致43.86
砕け43.75
よこす44.27
中立44.11
オススメ44.35
つれない44.64
新生44.55
良い感じ44.45
教わる43.70
引き締める44.21
罵倒44.09
開かれる44.09
ホント43.58
ボーイ44.95
傾向43.77
いいえ43.41
43.61
我に返る44.34
苦労43.22
放蕩45.32
閣下43.41
第二期45.72
まき散らす44.30
43.87
釜師44.47
やって見る44.07
統べる44.06
追いつく43.55
暖かい43.67
落とし前44.99
抗議43.70
酸っぱい44.40
実際43.06
木炭44.89
議題44.33
頭痛44.01
乳首45.03
脱力44.18
体制43.81
43.60
海水44.15
道路44.07
熟す43.95
42.85
見据える43.53
果たす43.42
詰めかける44.92
単独で43.96
姉妹43.57
急遽44.20
ゾンビ43.60
チェンジ43.86
ややこしい44.11
不意44.17
腰掛け44.00
塗布45.18
締める44.45
持ってくる43.93
中ボス44.79
極端43.84
攻防43.93
真っ黒け46.05
どの様に43.74
掛け声44.15
泣かされる45.77
新作44.13
絶対領域45.16
久々43.70
職業43.37
時折43.49
自由行動44.84
指定単44.13
性別43.80
笑い転げる44.88
死体43.16
たる43.17
面持ち43.65

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