I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お手14.40
生産物15.54
せられる13.68
潤う14.60
大抵13.58
儲ける14.54
匙14.26
定13.81
家財15.23
両端14.48
棉14.63
きょろきょろ14.26
幼馴染13.65
赤ちゃん14.00
謎かけ15.23
すっきり14.03
先回り14.45
創る13.84
コメント14.11
鎮痛15.36
見切り発車15.66
がたがた14.93
分岐点14.78
ウンウン14.79
扶養15.89
ぽい14.24
誘いに乗る15.43
栓14.83
追い出し14.50
前々15.47
ゲロ14.70
それにしても13.12
やか15.16
鰹だし16.45
獣性15.41
上半身を起こす15.19
課金14.53
これを以て15.48
戯け14.34
代わりになる14.79
あたし達13.92
憎い13.93
事実婚15.96
食べ放題14.81
次のように15.09
灸15.41
試乗15.60
一本釣り15.61
鬻ぐ17.05
熟知14.51
賭け事14.81
持久戦14.80
十一14.01
出て来る14.09
高温14.52
居なくなる14.05
日陰者15.34
化け14.37
促進14.60
門前払い14.81
ドアノブ14.47
記録更新15.70
付き合いきれない15.65
生む13.81
聴く13.95
進路13.84
角切り15.56
託児施設16.69
交ぜる14.57
製法14.42
本質13.95
浅目17.29
何時から13.95
催す14.48
均等14.57
調子狂う15.53
鳴動14.97
7千15.91
決め手14.54
そうなんです13.96
伊和13.96
ふけ15.38
恐れ多くも15.13
所用14.93
グレーゾーン15.41
腹を据える16.64
唇を奪う15.63
抑えきれない14.64
野猫14.93
無駄使い15.31
あんな風に14.27
タイル張り15.99
歌いだす15.86
てって14.11
小汚い14.83
冊子14.32
言葉責め15.78
惨め14.19
頭がまわらない16.29
真理14.25

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