I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
隠蔽工作15.56
具合13.52
13.80
溜め込む14.23
高じる15.32
独創性15.73
身体中14.35
歯くそ15.06
願ってもない14.78
十中八九14.38
学会14.71
トーク14.69
そうですが13.91
姉さん13.39
チャラ14.61
突き落とす14.48
無償14.41
瞬き13.84
ラッシュ14.41
突き出た14.76
内政14.23
姿を表す15.43
好転14.56
15.55
防衛力15.00
現る15.46
織り14.53
方便14.70
壮絶14.30
膨れ13.99
命を奪う14.46
知れ渡る14.22
野生13.95
唯でさえ13.72
後足15.36
転売14.87
不動産15.05
親衛隊13.90
極意15.00
分配14.26
何だっけ14.24
染み14.05
低レベル14.58
第314.23
戦況13.85
血の巡り15.50
快活14.37
出方14.39
はっと13.91
長話14.78
同系15.95
以来13.53
いじめっ子15.09
三十分14.12
専門的14.70
得策14.35
小指14.35
お体14.76
朝方14.47
心意気14.66
むっと14.47
ピンク13.89
道々15.13
接吻14.81
東端14.88
思いもよらない14.86
超越13.97
てげ16.36
そうしないと14.49
招待券15.77
折りたたみ15.24
代理戦争15.49
たちの悪い15.26
順位14.23
枚数14.68
感極まる14.36
駆けだし15.06
聴く13.95
古代13.49
開場15.49
質素14.26
歩兵13.80
地帯13.96
王位継承14.79
分かったもんじゃない14.84
品目14.80
ライバル13.75
異性14.02
粗末14.18
震わせる13.45
ヘビー14.91
優勝者14.58
略して14.79
水場14.36
のめす14.50
和気藹々14.75
駄々14.54
傾げる13.21
早いとこ15.00
白旗14.73

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