I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
脱力44.18
これ程43.39
死体43.16
葉野菜45.07
感づく44.59
さてと44.13
お願いいたします44.16
傾ける43.62
お披露目44.09
這い出す44.66
本気43.36
何ら43.85
換気口45.65
引き渡し44.48
泣き崩れる44.64
停滞43.92
道路44.07
導く43.63
に比べ43.73
分野44.00
久々43.70
鍛冶屋44.06
すっとぼける45.01
電流44.48
颯爽44.24
泣かされる45.77
古びる44.44
巾着44.95
朝食後44.74
職業43.37
被る43.46
変装44.02
身に着ける44.66
お兄ちゃん43.29
この間43.79
大騒ぎ43.99
ネコ科45.26
満更でもない44.78
早め43.69
発酵44.48
無さそう43.37
抗争44.64
によると43.63
人目43.91
自由行動44.84
単なる43.61
照れくさい44.24
用紙44.32
お陰44.09
43.33
怪我43.13
隣人44.62
抗議43.70
威高43.54
性癖44.34
物言い43.78
傾向43.77
石材44.35
物品44.31
助言43.85
楽しげ43.83
改装44.45
抱きかかえる44.72
ラッキー44.25
切断43.70
相まって44.02
殺戮43.92
白髪43.98
弾ける43.73
染める43.96
軍団43.66
口ぶり44.18
組合43.71
えげつない44.42
大チャンス45.82
払い43.80
現時点43.85
スラム44.12
食い43.66
責任者43.92
43.75
ここに来て43.84
見据える43.53
分解43.96
極道45.03
有りそう43.51
昼間43.71
打ち破る44.15
詰まらん44.52
二回43.82
手に入る43.80
承知43.43
当然のこと43.82
積み込む44.55
濃い43.52
上段44.27
紛れ43.73
痺れ薬45.26
一足先44.46
湿る44.03

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