I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
しらばっくれる45.30
買い取り44.30
切り落とし44.51
問題無い44.18
に似て43.66
見逃し43.99
びびり44.81
エリマキ46.59
奮発44.82
1944.13
バッサリ44.57
小槌45.50
建設中45.10
掛かる43.07
形見44.58
無骨44.30
組合43.71
ってのは43.25
候補者44.41
ちょうど良い43.72
随一44.45
場外44.73
延ばす44.50
吭43.81
あきれ顔45.32
議題44.33
青ざめる43.86
どれ43.75
フィット44.98
単独で43.96
カミングアウト44.95
道路44.07
冠る44.78
アザラシ45.38
ほっそり44.55
休止45.09
有りそう43.51
使用人43.36
ひょこっと45.18
一直線43.87
求人45.19
ここぞ44.24
羽根44.08
計44.12
メートル43.08
1発44.69
ブラウズ46.99
人目43.91
一団43.81
矮小44.67
あれこれ43.89
飛び立つ44.05
巨体43.50
選び43.89
電流44.48
幸先44.95
祈り43.60
対象外44.84
見透かす44.15
壇上44.14
未知43.76
預かる43.59
90044.96
通称44.05
そんじゃ44.55
莫迦44.02
情熱的44.64
髪型44.06
実際43.06
cm44.10
水口45.79
雷撃43.92
いつまで経っても44.16
餌43.61
単なる43.61
遙かに43.80
末席44.74
敗北43.56
身震い44.41
ほろほろ45.09
颯爽44.24
旅客45.66
に基づいて44.71
紛れ43.73
痴話喧嘩45.06
頑張ろう44.05
切らす44.11
マスコット44.73
いっちょ44.81
一派44.36
コルセット44.78
海水44.15
メモ43.86
寵愛44.40
睨み合う44.31
飛び込み44.37
一組44.20
意味がない43.73
物品44.31
黙りこむ45.29

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