I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
量る14.94
団体名16.09
協力的14.55
親元14.97
先手14.22
ねば15.31
出土品15.75
急展開14.94
機嫌よく14.90
白昼15.49
いつまでも13.47
共同生活15.04
弁当13.94
思い直す14.23
奥深さ15.59
立ち上り15.01
ムード14.42
お手洗い14.98
次席14.79
情13.87
皆既日食16.43
ただでは14.39
憎らしい14.72
門内15.68
グレー14.45
兵糧14.53
運がいい14.61
転売14.87
乗り付ける15.57
ふっと13.77
もち14.33
表面化14.97
棒読み14.56
ジョイント15.65
ゲームスタート15.55
戒め14.43
美女13.66
ヘビー14.91
取っ付き15.51
そうこうする内に15.15
抜け目のない15.40
調理方法15.12
お邪魔14.08
方便14.70
ギラリ14.91
ゴタゴタ14.76
バンバン14.55
医者13.79
代替わり14.65
区別14.02
連帯感15.12
日替わり14.85
後釜14.97
百パーセント14.88
託児所15.46
理不尽13.67
コツン14.92
気が利く14.86
たわわ15.04
観光都市15.82
伸びやか15.43
賃貸15.38
雄々しい14.58
サン14.62
剝く15.30
記録保持者15.93
二神14.37
浮き14.40
コンビニ14.17
勇猛14.65
要所14.63
もろに14.74
塁13.70
駄々14.54
見切る14.37
ラフ14.24
泳がせる14.24
生々しい14.40
頼もう14.48
構内15.33
長話14.78
言いふらす14.71
本数14.85
希有15.31
取り逃がす14.67
褒美14.04
片道14.69
繋がる13.22
目撃者14.55
獣脂15.56
見るから13.92
希望の星15.58
洒落14.43
立ち吞み15.45
来場者15.46
気がひける15.86
お零れ14.85
トマト14.10
安請け合い15.11
巨乳14.25

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