I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
見るべき44.53
浅い43.66
ダンサー44.99
怪我43.13
招き入れる44.25
四つ43.81
自由行動44.84
見解44.11
イマイチ44.34
現時点43.85
要請43.74
やあ43.89
ひょこっと45.18
踏ん張る44.28
不審43.79
管轄44.38
感づく44.59
湿る44.03
一派44.36
発酵44.48
詰まる43.59
調理43.65
べそ45.25
ステップ43.86
お約束44.07
招き44.09
あらゆる43.50
岩盤44.49
引き離す44.03
結婚42.95
43.69
まあまあ43.93
一攫千金44.88
見据える43.53
お似合い44.18
しか無い44.07
なし崩し的44.99
絶対領域45.16
犢鼻褌44.77
脳漿45.02
十人43.89
恰幅44.62
さてと44.13
長の43.60
身に着ける44.66
笑い転げる44.88
受け身44.42
しつこい43.90
今まで42.69
フィット44.98
視察43.93
マスコット44.73
刺客44.14
一括44.75
勢力43.53
ああん44.56
一回転44.41
導く43.63
直営45.39
恩人44.10
クローズ45.51
泡立てる45.04
とうとう43.70
費やす44.01
43.54
建設中45.10
拵える44.86
付帯45.67
身震い44.41
助言43.85
そそり立つ45.22
朝っぱらから44.77
役立たず44.34
二位43.39
流れ込む43.96
股がる45.06
所では43.87
文献44.24
分解43.96
一戦44.16
痺れ薬45.26
ねん43.98
判別43.99
有りそう43.51
排水口45.60
追放43.96
ねらー46.99
43.61
脅かす44.14
搭乗44.56
凝視43.85
痴話喧嘩45.06
お届け44.64
帯同45.10
なりに44.03
苦労43.22
誤る44.17
廃家44.50
早め43.69
押し付け43.70

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