I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
平然44.05
こんな風に43.80
きちんと43.23
マスカレード46.07
概要44.30
反論43.52
改装44.45
だらけ43.54
警戒42.92
眉をひそめる44.39
脳天44.33
興味本位44.58
メモ43.86
掛かる43.07
ややこしい44.11
計画通り44.57
新生44.55
被る43.46
色んな43.36
姉妹43.57
今さら43.70
顧客44.59
使用人43.36
ステキ44.77
に従って43.62
東側44.17
抑える43.54
30日44.78
隣家45.20
現われる44.49
海水44.15
よこす44.27
びびり44.81
男子禁制45.24
胡散臭い44.11
ぞろぞろ44.26
いつまで経っても44.16
変装44.02
引きずり44.25
老婆43.97
告白43.52
高まる43.87
分類43.93
集結44.16
ものだから43.61
フリル44.45
飼葉45.42
立ち並ぶ44.08
付帯45.67
踏ん張る44.28
寝かす44.34
ボーナス43.82
奮発44.82
お兄ちゃん43.29
見るべき44.53
43.54
そこそこ43.46
脳漿45.02
生き残る43.53
痴話喧嘩45.06
無碍44.78
足を踏み入れる44.14
下らない43.81
に似て43.66
文句を言う44.18
咳払い43.92
ちゃいます44.08
覆い43.78
果たす43.42
開かれる44.09
一軒44.39
例え43.46
で候43.44
末席44.74
43.28
引き締める44.21
でなければ43.51
お似合い44.18
身震い44.41
単独で43.96
脱力44.18
イマイチ44.34
ライブ44.15
性癖44.34
頑張ろう44.05
追放43.96
そうだよね44.02
ランジェリー45.59
下男44.86
抵抗力44.57
侵入43.44
吐きだす44.60
権威44.01
打ち破る44.15
甘辛い45.07
43.82
1組44.86
よお44.08
長の43.60
宴会場44.94

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