I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
照れくさい44.24
買い取り44.30
意味がない43.73
延ばす44.50
薄笑い44.96
イマイチ44.34
向き直る43.58
助言43.85
術者43.79
液体43.65
極道45.03
談義44.83
次第43.34
鍛錬43.65
存分に43.83
掛け声44.15
辛く44.04
推薦44.13
アイソレーション45.87
一足先44.46
古びる44.44
飛び立つ44.05
正室44.78
誤る44.17
山野43.73
選択式45.72
ツッコミ43.52
変貌44.07
何時まで43.82
真っ黒け46.05
降りかかる44.53
ネコ科45.26
握り43.58
親和性44.69
常駐44.39
率先44.16
そうになる43.49
保留44.17
からこそ43.25
波43.25
十字に45.03
お約束44.07
小突く44.26
日数44.23
久々43.70
及び43.75
応援43.41
剥奪44.36
ここに来て43.84
と言えども44.07
ひと時44.51
お届け44.64
小間44.18
響かせる43.93
文化43.71
目玉商品45.34
絶対領域45.16
口腔44.78
虜44.46
通信43.44
相まって44.02
物なら43.68
雷撃43.92
一刻44.39
幸先44.95
華やか44.02
大騒ぎ43.99
絶妙44.07
僕ら43.51
寝床44.05
休みなく45.11
気分がいい44.84
コルセット44.78
電流44.48
熱々44.61
コス44.66
取りだす44.52
破獄44.33
ムキになる44.69
ドキドキ43.90
むさい45.17
まあまあ43.93
傍系45.08
だもの43.76
直販46.37
どっか43.81
通称44.05
祈る43.47
下男44.86
口ぶり44.18
カミングアウト44.95
アザラシ45.38
エリマキ46.59
際43.36
高が43.91
よこす44.27
羽根44.08
職43.33
気付き43.88
告白43.52

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