I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
踏みしめる14.25
エコ15.21
生き物13.36
してみると14.17
立ち吞み15.45
又も14.05
大気13.87
反対車線16.46
敷地内14.18
横町15.74
くりくり14.78
バグ14.24
縛りつける14.85
スクリーマー17.59
身を寄せる14.97
責務14.29
肌触り14.78
ピスタチオ15.81
堪えられない15.30
心理14.47
他店15.62
セクシーポーズ16.15
悖理14.63
冤罪14.42
リサイクル15.20
体液14.22
隣同士15.00
はぐらかす14.44
可哀想13.78
道路上16.18
留め金15.12
石けん15.57
大暴れ14.58
豪胆14.78
存じる13.96
プロトタイプ15.34
二手14.46
Vサイン15.46
糞女15.73
賞金14.36
籐製16.46
格上14.13
と言わず14.52
囲う13.93
衆人15.60
義母14.01
賃貸15.38
持ちあわせ15.51
巨乳14.25
力添え14.84
逸らす13.35
納期14.97
壁伝い15.35
見かけ14.07
真鍮14.91
名案14.50
自己愛15.57
父娘14.96
金網15.09
試合放棄16.28
壁ドン15.03
上げまん17.29
明かし14.41
ありがた味15.00
真価14.48
黒金剛石17.29
食糧13.85
発布15.34
肩の力を抜く15.14
途轍もない14.14
畏まった14.77
木箱13.96
棲む14.38
心意気14.66
細切り15.42
ご注意下さい15.28
明かり取り15.59
浮き14.40
遠隔14.52
家賃14.68
一言でいうと15.82
召される15.30
流儀14.49
じゃれ合う15.13
連綿15.07
七つ14.33
アフター15.49
目に映る14.47
桂14.31
支障をきたす15.01
遂げる14.02
認め合う15.77
シャキーン15.66
募集広告16.43
噴き上げる15.36
焦がす14.50
安定13.59
追い求める14.60
手腕14.06
一足14.62

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