I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
自在に14.14
共倒れ15.03
探求心15.37
褐色13.99
夜間営業16.69
モジモジ14.77
社交界14.02
高みの見物14.95
受託15.59
2人共15.17
官吏14.28
顔ぶれ14.29
おっちゃん13.89
篤と14.82
人一倍14.65
乗っ取る14.11
滝に打たれる16.29
冤罪14.42
ソーサー14.94
極まりない13.97
向きあう15.96
団体名16.09
手口14.57
門内15.68
秀でる14.27
帯状15.36
枠内15.50
配列15.24
定め13.97
果して14.34
好都合14.16
巨乳14.25
たたき起こす15.31
優男14.47
過ぎたこと14.75
家財15.23
布切れ14.93
つつも13.23
しま14.33
14.68
袋叩き14.86
目論み15.00
奥が深い15.03
耕す14.36
っきゃ15.10
戒め14.43
愛しい13.98
連想14.09
混入14.87
ノン14.84
13.99
社員14.31
選り好み15.23
アンテナ14.77
複合14.21
目をそらす14.77
に限らず14.24
チラチラ14.14
心構え14.34
商売仲間16.16
宣う14.68
お出し14.63
ペチャパイ16.28
これぞ14.40
振り出15.84
順当14.53
日当たりの良い15.49
伸びやか15.43
恥ずかしがる14.73
催し14.33
ホの字16.23
以後14.10
溶ろける17.42
尻馬に乗る16.48
のめり込む14.81
抜き放つ14.21
風向き14.78
穿り出す16.81
王位継承14.79
全然13.10
無残14.11
上げまん17.29
現存14.68
設ける14.21
もろに14.74
喪失14.23
順位14.23
無謀13.84
豪遊15.21
繋がる13.22
焠す15.50
真鍮14.91
ハンドル14.51
弱みを握る15.73
焼き印15.44
王弟14.10
記録更新15.70
開戦14.24
ピスタチオ15.81
元素14.35

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