I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真っ最中14.39
個人的13.62
静める14.84
不興14.73
割り振る14.28
詫びを入れる15.89
飼い殺し15.11
感覚的14.37
交ぜる14.57
荒め16.19
足らない14.76
仲居15.41
愛想14.26
ガッチリ14.76
方便14.70
姪っ子15.18
口火14.80
眩暈14.46
認め合う15.77
叩き落とす14.69
被せる14.35
ブロック14.10
軍門に下る15.77
不智15.04
枯渇14.02
飲み代15.78
飛び火14.83
道草15.45
晩餐13.99
曳く14.59
任意13.62
トレーニング14.24
放射状14.78
ワンツー15.56
ルーレット15.05
悪日14.33
はらす15.28
腕のいい14.82
多13.46
劇13.91
ドキリ24.85
シューズ25.30
陰口24.53
絹24.29
虱潰しに25.00
席替え25.42
空ける24.24
工事現場25.12
応対24.34
脅かし24.79
艶23.84
1対124.86
内々24.39
小窓24.81
ポリポリ24.75
拳骨24.50
子宮24.99
手に取るように24.55
優越感24.57
地図23.31
産業24.21
ピッタリ24.30
ほほ笑む24.65
そっぽ24.16
進み出る23.96
あろうことか24.40
使いっぱしり26.81
緊張感23.77
名を轟かせる25.38
石造り23.98
色違い24.58
撹乱24.80
恐るべき24.03
初23.62
面目躍如25.17
要する24.30
ロングスカート25.01
さては24.53
苛つく25.36
平等24.12
馬鹿女25.35
直径23.98
見下ろす23.37
G23.91
今年23.34
対照的23.99
点火24.84
脇の下25.02
歌い上げる25.30
成す23.63
挙がる24.54
貌24.07
数々23.63
前面24.15
流線型25.19
そそる24.54
アナウンス24.21
南天26.07
腹部23.87
ナンバー24.60

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