I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
鳥竜46.09
睨み合う44.31
びびり44.81
屯44.68
イマイチ44.34
印43.69
破獄44.33
目ぼしい44.57
紛れ43.73
早め43.69
塗布45.18
ネコ科45.26
分厚い43.77
対処43.29
メモ43.86
凝視43.85
抗議43.70
何日か44.53
聞き耳44.38
ばらす44.50
定める44.00
頼りになる44.07
指定単44.13
巻き込み44.49
奮発44.82
いつまで経っても44.16
結びつける44.55
パクパク44.43
葉野菜45.07
侵入43.44
90044.96
トライフル46.78
舞踏44.56
形式的44.90
心の準備44.45
転倒44.25
ものだから43.61
脳漿45.02
幼子43.94
ちゃいます44.08
設え44.73
鍛冶屋44.06
アザラシ45.38
小突く44.26
ほっそり44.55
傍系45.08
給排水46.81
よお44.08
両眼45.01
死体43.16
ゾンビ43.60
釜師44.47
似43.28
見舞う44.15
不意44.17
じ43.54
どの様に43.74
十人43.89
いっちょ44.81
紅いも46.85
不敵43.91
内心43.22
留まる43.61
通称44.05
所では43.87
羽根44.08
対象外44.84
今すぐ43.54
そっくり43.72
下ろし43.52
好感44.36
ねん43.98
都民44.99
人脈44.34
案43.57
刺客44.14
極道45.03
1組44.86
固まる43.33
必殺43.94
求人45.19
もてなす44.59
数年43.75
歩を進める44.48
ランジェリー45.59
で候43.44
薄笑い44.96
背徳44.98
恩人44.10
次第に43.63
剥奪44.36
資材44.06
悪意43.67
そう言った43.01
不審43.79
胡散臭い44.11
二択44.53
性別43.80
直販46.37
股がる45.06

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