I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
良くなる44.23
休みなく45.11
版画45.41
責任者43.92
左隣44.80
ゾンビ43.60
無きゃ43.95
どく43.97
行き先44.17
オススメ44.35
抵抗力44.57
正当防衛44.81
コメット44.22
職業43.37
飛んだ43.76
停滞43.92
何だこれは44.48
脅かす44.14
振るう43.18
ああん44.56
向き直る43.58
招き入れる44.25
そういうことなら44.34
積み込む44.55
末席44.74
数個44.62
そっくり43.72
43.69
重戦車45.56
身に着ける44.66
辛らつ45.63
場外44.73
押し出す44.26
お約束44.07
命運44.41
東側44.17
に比べ43.73
やや43.25
僅か43.17
なー43.13
引き離す44.03
色んな43.36
噛み締める44.00
43.52
折檻44.82
カーン44.58
あるらしい43.61
先程から44.18
ほっそり44.55
水瓶44.72
ブラインド45.39
犢鼻褌44.77
物言い43.78
45.18
泣き崩れる44.64
やって見る44.07
替る45.49
となれば43.33
アザラシ45.38
高電圧45.80
濃い43.52
乳首45.03
打撃43.58
必然的44.11
お陰44.09
身震い44.41
この様43.25
分解43.96
ライブ44.15
気付き43.88
付き添う44.14
溶ける43.59
王子42.76
絶対領域45.16
探査43.88
切らす44.11
有りそう43.51
引っ43.62
あれこれ43.89
正室44.78
彩る44.04
日持ち44.79
そうだよね44.02
急遽44.20
祈る43.47
教わる43.70
ひっくり返る44.23
華やか44.02
資材44.06
所有者44.19
暖かい43.67
統べる44.06
43.31
無骨44.30
史的43.73
仁和46.16
現われる44.49
勢力43.53
一括44.75
新製品45.23

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