I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
レア物25.42
笑いあう25.00
ハーフ24.27
シャギー26.48
ヒヤリング26.75
送り届ける24.23
衣料品店25.91
お尋ね24.67
興味を持つ24.63
居住空間25.33
逆流24.70
ナンパ24.35
散らばる23.93
激論25.48
訳ではない23.38
複製24.20
何とも23.28
慈しむ24.50
煮干し25.49
出回る24.12
ヒト23.90
故あって25.34
こんなん24.29
軒下25.31
平服25.18
よたよた24.90
見取り図24.86
この上ない24.14
ものですから24.17
帰り道24.09
パーフェクト24.65
首を横に振る23.84
そんな訳で23.69
見張り23.59
情熱24.34
老爺24.29
仰せ24.39
言い分23.87
通り魔24.76
散策24.17
よっこらしょ25.50
匂わす25.06
実刑判決26.39
掬い24.63
戒厳令25.38
ウハウハ25.20
口止め24.42
存続24.28
シューズ25.30
緻密24.55
帳代23.86
西方23.91
作業場24.45
死んでも23.95
二言目25.56
取り分けて24.87
分け合う24.79
名もない25.45
面食らう24.33
畔23.52
ほんの23.64
女史24.44
食い込む24.17
投げ出す23.88
面倒見の良い25.25
ネットワーク24.44
処ではない24.43
ぼったくる26.01
ぼそっと24.66
聞き入る24.46
わき上がる25.44
供託金26.48
被害者23.81
分かりやすい23.71
っきり24.63
何人も23.85
指揮23.45
収拾がつかない25.54
焦がし24.67
卸価格26.42
個別24.20
ゴールド24.23
出鱈目24.35
非合法24.72
抱え込む24.03
手本引27.11
物にする24.50
ずらす23.99
兄貴23.52
更なる23.63
磯25.30
ドン引き24.20
睨む23.25
見せパン26.39
スラスラ24.90
居合24.77
ごっこ24.41
ステップを踏む25.20
清々しい24.17
トイチ26.32

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