I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
回帰24.56
小銭24.62
来訪者24.40
世間的24.83
さえすれば24.16
称賛24.07
がち23.87
緑色23.71
叩打24.61
そんな馬鹿な24.31
勃発24.51
取り決め24.37
当然ながら23.77
礼服24.53
中止24.12
フル稼働25.10
23.59
ハードル24.33
23.34
胸をなでおろす25.12
24.07
触る23.37
むむ24.35
いざという時24.00
取り直し24.14
寿司24.43
剥がれ24.49
へし折る24.16
面通し25.42
同梱26.11
審判24.06
寇する24.49
空席24.77
言い逃れ24.63
製造場26.37
競い合う24.51
想定外24.00
やん23.79
瞬間移動24.14
ホイップクリーム25.43
24.74
24.00
特定23.61
替える24.63
濁る24.15
野郎ども24.70
うまくいく24.52
全員一致25.40
馬鹿男26.07
お笑い24.96
流通23.98
治める23.81
名を騙る25.44
冷水24.67
晒し者25.25
停車場25.41
生やす23.99
押し開く24.88
老若男女24.61
よたよた24.90
野太い24.45
他端25.13
上下23.77
矢束24.09
叩き切る25.21
身構え24.32
ハーフ24.27
そばかす24.66
まくり24.45
完備24.71
まごまご25.26
兄貴23.52
清々しい24.17
頼み込む24.33
惨状24.12
ご褒美24.04
やろ24.10
スレンダー24.76
泳ぐ23.75
七色24.32
次男坊24.98
もぐもぐ24.30
手間23.57
名を轟かせる25.38
駆け足24.43
文句をいう25.32
悶々24.65
デカイ24.36
デモンストレーション24.91
やがる23.67
叩き潰す24.44
小出し25.15
日程24.10
また明日24.25
胸当て24.41
23.09
ファザコン25.56
身振り24.73
戦斧24.17
短絡的24.66

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