I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
休息43.89
43.81
ラッキー44.25
鳴き声43.63
強大43.66
スラム44.12
酸っぱい44.40
右隣44.67
浅い43.66
熱々44.61
熟す43.95
冠る44.78
ムキになる44.69
名義で45.11
招き44.09
舞い44.05
処女44.38
及び43.75
延ばす44.50
通い44.32
笑い転げる44.88
二択44.53
壇上44.14
一回転44.41
僕ら43.51
求人45.19
下ろし43.52
42.51
一安心44.34
生まれ43.27
怪我43.13
問いただす44.34
絶対領域45.16
常駐44.39
深刻43.83
これ程43.39
要請43.74
退位44.85
原資45.68
必要ない43.67
ネコ科45.26
紹介状44.34
意味がない43.73
美味しそう43.73
対象外44.84
父母44.27
捕える44.11
まあいいか44.36
持ちかける44.16
4千45.60
本来なら43.43
抗争44.64
さてと44.13
濡れ43.98
魂胆44.58
向き直る43.58
山野43.73
実績43.87
取り扱う44.38
また借り45.23
崩し43.70
変貌44.07
応援43.41
見舞う44.15
こっそり43.49
43.62
目指し43.53
いいえ43.41
もてなす44.59
結婚42.95
詰めかける44.92
辛辣44.37
来店44.82
死体43.16
身動きがとれない45.36
打ち破る44.15
我に返る44.34
泣かされる45.77
恐怖心44.40
良くなる44.23
殺戮43.92
悪意43.67
興味本位44.58
染める43.96
拵える44.86
一致43.86
照れくさい44.24
次々に43.79
仕える43.48
ほろほろ45.09
泡立てる45.04
ちょうど良い43.72
あるらしい43.61
背徳44.98
判別43.99
口ぶり44.18
ややこしい44.11
中ボス44.79
禍々しい44.01
朝食後44.74

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