I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
擦れる24.56
5百25.99
25.30
目に遭う24.66
矢束24.09
熱す24.41
焚きつけ25.29
ハードル24.33
向う23.93
史話24.29
彼女なり24.66
畳みかける24.66
何だかんだ23.70
面白がる24.86
さあさあ24.73
意外性25.18
中指24.51
24.22
励む23.90
巡り24.05
寿司24.43
何じゃそりゃ25.29
革袋24.40
切り替わる24.26
御仁24.34
刈り込む25.14
ペア24.19
鎖帷子24.87
個人23.36
怪しからん24.70
酔狂24.67
取り決め24.37
悶々24.65
2通25.80
納得がいく24.60
怒り狂う24.26
好きなだけ24.20
ズル24.39
町村25.19
アクセサリー23.93
所望24.44
目蓋24.22
陣取り24.75
だに23.94
共闘24.33
言い争い24.45
経済的24.45
的屋24.38
グール24.52
息を合わせる25.97
本心23.75
駿馬25.28
授業料24.98
穴が空くほど25.86
待ち受ける24.52
複製24.20
替わる24.67
結成24.30
口癖24.67
あお向け25.43
被害者23.81
便宜24.60
楽屋25.19
身構え24.32
ピンと来る25.24
物にする24.50
甘美24.69
引き上げ24.05
24.29
ぽてん26.48
夢うつつ25.33
約束通り24.40
警告23.78
想定外24.00
23.74
密着24.11
妊娠24.06
花火大会25.05
存続24.28
旅立つ23.92
すり抜ける24.01
7日24.64
皇帝23.15
難曲26.15
納入25.00
頭に血が上る25.51
大仕事24.71
ぐらい22.70
23.45
瞬間移動24.14
空き24.11
ウロウロ24.64
沸かす24.32
嗜虐心25.23
悪さ23.79
暗躍24.28
戦斧24.17
刈り取る24.27
思い切って24.40
三叉槍25.23

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