I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
じゃあまた24.93
23.23
呈す24.24
焼き上げる24.83
逮捕24.26
灯す24.19
見る間に24.72
ヒト23.90
そわそわ24.19
広さ23.71
陰口24.53
口出し24.21
物質23.82
やがる23.67
薄手24.65
軟化24.90
可能にする24.69
アイス23.80
王位継承権24.37
不埒24.62
馬の背25.09
テク25.33
来訪者24.40
脅し23.90
命の恩人24.45
入金25.20
差し伸べる24.08
育て23.61
一摘み25.36
仕業23.99
二日間24.63
新装開店26.16
ヤジ25.30
言い争い24.45
景気付け25.61
悶える24.61
知らず23.68
ドレスシャツ26.14
引っかける24.92
湿地帯24.74
ドキリ24.85
仰々しい24.56
殴打24.56
第123.98
22.34
動詞24.19
迷う23.30
おっしゃる通り24.52
いざという時24.00
しおらしい24.74
責任を持って24.59
筋骨隆々24.45
中たる24.21
部位23.77
小僧23.83
方がよろしい24.61
オレンジ色24.35
的屋24.38
彼女なり24.66
世間的24.83
淡水魚25.56
体調23.59
失笑24.60
抑え23.28
大好評24.58
じっと23.19
ワン23.98
仮にも24.03
窓口24.19
横っ面25.03
歯止め24.87
忍ぶ24.41
立ち上る24.21
腹減った24.79
半狂乱24.91
簡素24.07
元より23.72
干上がる24.98
死人23.99
店売り25.19
誤解23.50
伊蘭24.40
楽勝24.27
最愛24.24
競い合う24.51
23.34
ぼそり24.28
焚きつけ25.29
女の子の日26.23
漁具25.35
こんなん24.29
気持ち良く24.92
24.26
丸一日24.40
発声24.70
大満足24.74
揉みくちゃ24.78
尊敬23.63
入城24.93
似合い24.20

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