I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
溶ける43.59
鍛錬43.65
どの様に43.74
甘辛い45.07
北方43.90
引き締める44.21
43.57
子どもたち44.07
下級43.78
飛んだ43.76
クローズ45.51
43.60
興味本位44.58
怯え43.52
薫る44.20
アイソレーション45.87
詰まる43.59
ところから43.78
ゾンビ43.60
場外44.73
排水口45.60
羽根44.08
グルメ44.88
ネコ科45.26
里芋45.53
キモ可愛い46.24
要員44.10
崩し43.70
さり気43.88
鳴き声43.63
思い通り44.17
推薦44.13
土着45.08
死体43.16
権威44.01
探査43.88
1発44.69
コルセット44.78
関係者43.56
彩る44.04
眼光43.95
木炭44.89
ちょうど良い43.72
選択式45.72
文句を言う44.18
滑る43.72
鉄球44.27
上は44.00
減じる44.68
背嚢44.70
500万45.19
受注44.40
所有者44.19
変装44.02
両眼45.01
情熱的44.64
ひっくり返る44.23
目ぼしい44.57
明後日43.81
心の準備44.45
ものだから43.61
来店44.82
破獄44.33
やや43.25
ばらす44.50
幸先44.95
二回43.82
足を踏み入れる44.14
猿轡44.72
混む44.22
見透かす44.15
一致43.86
共存44.33
存分に43.83
下ろし43.52
青ざめる43.86
術者43.79
ややこしい44.11
トロフィー45.22
脳漿45.02
無さそう43.37
ボーナス43.82
現われる44.49
下らない43.81
されるがまま44.74
お似合い44.18
そうでなければ44.03
ボーイ44.95
敗北43.56
本気43.36
もんじゃ43.76
液体43.65
っけ43.23
ドキドキ43.90
苛める44.48
濃い43.52
しばらくしてから44.78
颯爽44.24
意味がない43.73
建設中45.10

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