I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
スピード23.52
侵す24.24
順応性25.45
情け24.34
狼狽える24.15
寒冷地25.27
食べられる23.75
売上金25.58
完売24.95
抑揚のない24.90
有能23.85
24.44
生理的24.55
人前24.27
手ごろ24.91
揉める24.27
浪費24.32
女の子の日26.23
接収24.74
素性24.12
挙がる24.54
釈明24.86
理性23.79
未遂24.31
継続的24.80
未練24.06
23.74
虐める24.71
コピー紙24.88
ホイップクリーム25.43
待ちかねる25.20
殺る23.67
天引き25.52
手に取るように24.55
免除24.47
レフリー26.02
ヒト23.90
身を隠す24.54
大空24.39
焚きつける25.28
トートバック26.27
尖る23.95
ラリアット25.45
7人24.60
上下23.77
再度確認25.02
ナッツ24.73
跡形もなく24.46
マーカー24.22
さては24.53
ぶつかる23.48
これまでに24.00
当選24.99
遅れる23.60
朝一番24.69
目を瞑る24.53
手軽24.39
特訓23.95
ごくごく24.49
真逆24.18
物価24.71
流線型25.19
イライラ24.14
思い切って24.40
菓子23.59
清楚24.33
下界24.37
接続る24.21
詰まらなそう24.50
慈しむ24.50
沈み込む24.97
燃やす23.64
尊敬23.63
遣らせる24.46
ごっこ24.41
24.44
おっしゃる通り24.52
ずらす23.99
他人ごと25.28
陣取り24.75
提出23.96
尋問23.98
ほっつく25.22
積み重ねる24.64
刻み24.35
また明日24.25
置場25.61
面目躍如25.17
一筋の涙25.15
誤算24.39
貫禄24.56
はめ込む24.68
躍動24.86
鷲掴み24.36
立ち入る24.31
逆流24.70
おもてなし24.65
上々24.36
廊下23.30
揚げ物24.57

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