I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ちょっとずつ24.74
制す23.93
元に戻す24.50
死に至る24.72
第一声24.55
伺い24.41
うわ言24.90
7日24.64
破体24.73
ツンツン24.64
無我夢中24.73
贔屓24.30
振り払う23.79
ねえねえ24.42
期限24.26
由来23.99
愛くるしい24.65
御仁24.34
ラリアット25.45
老爺24.29
見え見え24.79
非合法24.72
なぎ倒す24.55
事故23.64
面通し25.42
バター24.20
23.54
幸い23.30
切り替わる24.26
カム24.59
風合い25.52
言い含める24.51
再会23.57
占領24.10
上々24.36
越す23.95
圧迫24.33
催促24.32
監督23.94
採れる24.11
滅多に23.78
焚きつける25.28
灯す24.19
変身23.73
社交場25.02
戦死24.22
攻城24.30
散らばる23.93
白光24.67
踏ん張り24.62
首を横に振る23.84
おちんちん26.28
24.22
ほんで25.25
海沿い24.89
茶褐色25.21
鈍くさい25.31
連れ戻す24.42
目論見24.21
ホスト24.79
見る間に24.72
罵る24.12
さめざめ25.22
一摘み25.36
売りさばく24.86
十五23.70
我が家23.70
奥の手24.28
自重23.97
面倒見の良い25.25
さあさあ24.73
言い争う24.51
言い草24.56
ちゃうか24.58
立ち込める24.35
翠玉24.98
厳命24.64
売上金25.58
悪寒24.19
購入価格26.09
一息つく24.57
ぼったくり25.06
念を押す24.64
バット24.29
知られる24.00
元より23.72
薄手24.65
貫禄24.56
目途24.73
散財24.83
縫う23.95
妙手25.52
エプロン24.08
うひょー25.66
至急24.40
玉座23.70
中箱26.81
ニセモノ25.04
丸呑み24.58
気の毒24.08

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