I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
すらも23.69
やろ24.10
フライドチキン25.46
極悪24.76
口止め24.42
饗宴25.05
肴24.52
お構い24.87
戦死24.22
個々24.30
監督23.94
でよ23.78
改良23.93
何度23.72
トンズラ25.35
二言目25.56
礼儀正しい24.64
払い戻し25.59
締めて24.34
ふんどし一丁26.31
刈り取る24.27
軟化24.90
ぎゃあ24.17
物入れ25.34
酒造り25.10
アップテンポ25.68
テーブル席24.85
逃げだす24.59
メガ24.48
達する24.18
言い含める24.51
探検24.45
鼻筋24.84
競い合う24.51
牙牌24.96
神馬25.45
斧23.41
妃23.46
突き上げる24.28
建築23.95
オレンジ24.24
ド23.66
抱き合う24.27
継ぎ歯25.13
シリアス24.50
やん23.79
滅多に23.78
要する24.30
作為的25.15
アカペラ25.52
タンク24.22
生やす23.99
食えない24.58
キャットファイト25.69
譚詩曲26.64
これでもか24.25
華奢24.05
暗々25.84
菓子23.59
替わる24.67
振るった23.96
乱心24.94
ごっこ24.41
という訳だ23.52
無我夢中24.73
惨状24.12
立ち返る25.18
警告23.78
手付金25.73
ドン引き24.20
手間23.57
権化24.70
取り押さえる24.28
示唆24.01
私刑25.21
ゴールド24.23
辛24.07
ベーコン24.36
圧巻24.65
痛感24.32
残高25.24
ランチタイム25.22
充てる24.61
矢束24.09
格段24.07
席に着く24.48
追っかけ24.78
状23.61
煽り24.33
物質23.82
モニター23.83
優先的24.42
使い分け24.69
偉い23.69
端的24.05
やがる23.67
惜しげもなく24.72
西側24.12
真っ二つ24.97
ありゃ24.07

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