I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
応用33.85
ほほ笑み34.91
奥底34.32
真剣勝負34.85
と言うより33.10
親友33.58
真摯34.13
ふたを開ける35.93
見慣れる33.67
金づる35.61
自分から33.64
定例35.00
野つぼ35.09
勤め34.04
枠33.79
場合によって33.78
ちゃんちゃん35.43
頂戴33.89
掘っ立て小屋35.20
ドヤ顔34.12
手をかける34.45
走行34.72
目が回る35.22
卒倒34.55
引き締まった34.39
化現35.11
忝い34.93
熱気34.01
販売実績36.53
吉33.85
下ごしらえ34.44
跡33.69
据え付ける35.73
突拍子もない34.60
バカに34.12
草原33.51
膝丈35.07
手押し車35.51
リピーター35.38
戴けない34.53
増々33.64
無抵抗34.59
上等33.92
どうかした33.88
撃破33.78
燃え盛る34.16
順を追って34.90
ペース33.79
ふわっと34.57
三つ33.38
押しつぶす34.27
罰する34.55
他愛もない34.68
甲34.00
半殺し34.78
冬33.20
すんな33.96
着こなし34.75
空で34.50
異空間34.28
両の手34.84
なあに34.40
しい34.55
久しい34.27
放る33.59
照り焼き35.11
阿呆34.13
手甲34.05
臥す34.91
改34.13
丘陵34.69
グリーン34.29
励まし34.19
腕の良い34.80
済ます34.07
異存34.56
のの33.99
最年少34.53
尻の穴35.73
住宅街34.59
釘を刺す34.72
舐め33.66
愛し33.36
殆どない33.92
抜群34.13
くしゃみ34.62
分の134.66
作品33.46
リン33.44
顔パス35.10
会釈34.14
情報操作34.87
カバー34.03
何処までも33.59
無音34.07
安々34.70
静か33.43
便利屋35.06
省略34.31
降参34.12

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