I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
嘆息13.95
超絶14.48
難易度13.74
両隣り16.03
すぐそこ14.40
小気味良い15.09
やせ細る15.00
抜身15.29
にっこり13.62
貸してあげる15.19
カッター14.28
ひとっ飛び15.18
独創性15.73
モグラ14.31
常温15.08
プンプン14.81
最高水準15.77
ほじくる15.17
どっちにしろ14.44
男達13.55
嘆く13.87
炎上14.49
鞭打つ14.90
至極14.03
裂け目14.56
見覚え14.11
くらくら14.77
襲い掛かる14.02
もみ洗い16.28
もうちょい14.54
好青年14.82
和らぐ14.32
歩道14.87
理系15.09
長所14.41
水場14.36
ヤバい13.88
ドンドン14.45
改善点15.07
ねっとり14.71
見せしめ14.58
たんこぶ15.26
穿り出す16.81
畏まった14.77
起用15.27
どっしり14.57
共同生活15.04
口振り14.66
後継者14.01
ペン13.95
定石14.72
止むなく16.31
滑らか14.07
あらやだ14.90
13.40
値引き14.93
愛おしい14.54
浮き出る14.66
転じる14.22
体ごと14.71
手を掛ける14.86
ご注文14.78
生き生き14.55
子どもの手の届かない17.59
何でやねん15.18
癒す13.84
はにかむ14.26
長蛇の列15.10
1杯14.96
以来13.53
クランベリー15.62
一晩中14.69
第314.23
定価15.43
暑い13.77
カモフラージュ14.72
砂漠化15.54
金に汚い15.83
ドライ14.53
お兄さん13.58
問いなおす16.45
気味の悪い14.77
後ろ脚15.07
精査14.55
プロモーター16.53
浮かせる14.19
ストーム14.34
汗を流す15.02
自警15.24
最高級品15.09
しかめっ面14.69
次女14.50
出身者14.50
匿名15.02
少数民族15.22
晴れやか14.43
加憲15.35
宮廷13.77
話は別14.02
風物詩15.23

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