I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
豪勢14.42
売りつける14.64
地中14.06
雄々しい14.58
共同生活15.04
退る14.37
喰う13.59
他界14.84
木漏れ日14.71
見切り発車15.66
惜しげも無く15.48
たーまやー16.53
はっちゃ14.97
全世界14.52
捕らわれる14.84
先代13.66
職人肌16.26
機嫌がいい15.04
一進一退14.86
喧嘩っ早い15.42
稚拙14.72
単刀直入14.39
伺候15.42
講じる14.46
二十13.34
つべこべ15.24
どうか宜しく14.92
中空14.40
歴青14.72
救い出す14.41
ひいひい15.46
取りあう15.62
ルーレット15.05
意味ない14.50
アレ13.12
鮮血14.11
息を整える14.86
酢漬け15.26
残念なことに14.41
嘱望15.33
食事会14.52
1つ1つ15.12
特殊効果14.43
話をする13.66
アプローチ14.31
種苗15.70
神具14.18
採取13.58
委託販売15.95
紐パン15.62
叩き込み14.67
そんで14.23
住宅14.69
仲間入り14.65
肉塊14.28
遠距離13.69
縫い込む15.51
手のもの14.70
流れ落ちる14.35
他人任せ15.19
尊厳14.46
兵隊14.07
ふんだんに14.39
出品者15.37
コラボ15.06
マジ泣き15.60
報う14.42
この手13.75
それにしても13.12
剣術13.52
追っかける15.40
打倒14.17
ビッグ14.58
プラン14.22
ありがた味15.00
急ピッチ14.95
反故14.82
13.29
希少価値14.88
おおよそ13.85
険悪14.38
籠絡14.84
破格14.27
しどろもどろ14.50
分かったもんじゃない14.84
成就14.50
格闘技14.66
門前払い14.81
大量生産14.59
ぷんぷん14.90
安らぐ14.64
敗者14.50
塡まる14.18
派生14.30
案内状16.00
控えの間14.77
引き立て役15.31
どっちにしろ14.44
15.17
駐留14.48

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