I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
特長15.51
ロングドレス15.72
取りかかる14.38
七つ14.33
乗り物酔い15.17
消火14.70
止めておく14.62
ビーフストロガノフ15.96
腹が立つ14.39
バラスト15.63
取ってくる14.54
水を引く15.82
連れ去る14.18
泊る14.86
ギブアップ14.94
分岐点14.78
ウェルカム15.25
知らないふり15.09
悲歌14.75
立ち会う14.41
またしても13.96
値付け15.48
遙か13.87
小ざかしい15.55
歩兵13.80
舞台袖15.15
ボランティア14.75
メス14.41
顔ぶれ14.29
基本設計15.86
真っすぐ14.54
からという物14.41
頻発14.85
立腹14.77
回り込み14.61
統制14.29
お座り14.71
何とはなしに14.83
姿を表す15.43
一夜漬け15.77
王座14.53
称える14.46
下ネタ15.03
口内14.37
増加13.35
小猫15.33
狩りに行く14.77
息を吐く13.88
たーまやー16.53
疾走14.17
明言14.36
熱狂的14.88
笑止千万15.69
貧乏人14.86
フェニックス14.66
閉館15.69
どきどき14.66
握りつぶし15.11
身元保証15.81
ネック14.59
中段14.91
芽生える14.46
しょっ引く16.02
延いて14.64
2914.42
暗黙の了解14.59
モデル14.07
逆手14.34
2814.35
副業15.00
書き込む14.05
焼物16.23
排除13.51
ひとっ飛び15.18
バーベキュー14.56
餓虎15.05
所で13.30
気が進まない14.84
知らんかった15.28
事実婚15.96
商品券15.91
セクシーポーズ16.15
ヘビー14.91
ログハウス14.65
ピクリとも動かない14.77
次なる14.40
失礼しました14.18
歌唱力15.79
極める14.04
開15.13
行動に移る14.92
ワンツー15.56
ちらっと14.31
ホットライン15.52
水切り15.50
市井14.36
かも知れず15.07
好き放題14.49
疑似的14.93
十三13.87

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